Top Ten Answers to the Question "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
The Top Ten
1 To get to the other side.
But what side specifically? Whatever it may be, the chicken probably got hit by a car and died.
This will never be funny and it's not funny that it's not funny.
I will never understand this joke and it will never be funny.
I never understood this joke. Like, EVER.
2 Because you didn't cook it.
3 To show the cow that it is capable of doing it.
4 The chicken is dyslexic. There was no road at all.
It was clearly meant to fight the Orad.
5 Because there were no vehicles.
6 Don't ask me, ask the chicken.
That's a good one! I may have to use it!
7 Because it rained when the chicken looked into the mirror and it had to cross the road to reach its home.
8 Because the worm was on the other side.
9 It was running here and there due to specific urgencies, unfortunately, it crossed the road.
Poor chicken, the toilet is at the other end!
10 Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.
The Contenders
11 Geez, can't a chicken do anything without being questioned?
Ha ha, this one is nice! Thanks to whoever added it!
12 To run away from the edgy people who make chicken jokes thinking they're funny
13 Because a piranha bit its tail and the chicken didn't know what to do.
14 Because He Wants His Egg Back
15 Because the little green man was flashing.
16 It had a vacation
17 It wanted freedom
18 It was a dumbass
19 To go to the taco store
20 Because it did
21 Because it can
22 It wanted to be run over and get eaten by vultures
23 It didn't. It died before it could get to the other side.
24 To get away from KFC.
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