1 A horse walked into a bar, several people left as they spotted the potential danger.
A wonderful list, but what I'm wondering is... How come it didn't get merged with Pozzy's? He has one nearly identical. I say this in annoyance since an early early list of mine was merged with the same concept.
2 A man walked into a bar, his alcohol consumption was tearing his family apart.
Lol best joke here because it's depressing and funny at the same time
3 Yo mama so fat she should be concerned, because diabetes is a serious problem.
Type 2. I've met two people with Type 1 and you're born with Type 1.
I, don't know how to feel about this joke.
4 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
Hollow bricks made out of cement are gray.
This is an amazing list.
5 What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot!
I say this one all the time and my friends just shut me up because they think it's gonna be racist
Haha! Love this! My fool of a father had to think about it for a while and then said..."I don't know..."
This is actually quite a good anti joke in two ways:
1.it's funny
2.it shows that both black and white men can fly a plane
6 What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust
I feel like a bad person for laughing at that...
7 "Why can't dinosaurs break a wall?"
"Why can't they?"
"I don't know! I'm asking you the question!"
8 What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers!
9 Why does Micheal J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.
10 What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Both are no police officer!
Yo, me, the ass man is thankful because I need to run away from the police.
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11 How did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
12 Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
13 What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels!
This one gets me every time and I feel stupid every time
14 How do you put an astronaut baby to sleep? Sleeping pills
15 Knock Knock... Awww nobody's home!
16 Why did Steve fall out of the tree? Because someone threw a fridge at him
17 What is the difference between a Skoodle and a Skamoodle? SKABOODLE!
That's not an anti-joke, that's just... Bad
18 Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
19 How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family
I feel bad for laughing at that
20 How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw books at her.
21 Why does Severus Snape teach potions instead of gardening? Because his Lily died.
22 Why was the boy sad? Because there was a frog stapled to his head.
23 What do you call an object with 4 legs and can't walk? A maimed baby with broken arms!
24 What did one colour say to the other? Nothing, because the colour spectrum is just an illusion to the human eye
25 I stepped in dog poo once. It was smelly.