Top 10 Best Anti-Jokes

A Anti Joke is a joke so unfunny and terrible, that it gets hilarious. Those are the best of them!

The Top Ten

1 A horse walked into a bar, several people left as they spotted the potential danger.

A wonderful list, but what I'm wondering is... How come it didn't get merged with Pozzy's? He has one nearly identical. I say this in annoyance since an early early list of mine was merged with the same concept. - keycha1n

A list about Anti-Jokes has been created! Many TopTenners left spoting the potential danger of brain damage! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

2 A man walked into a bar, his alcohol consumption was tearing his family apart.

I love how it would be seriously terrible, if you know the person! But it's only that man! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

Lol best joke here because it's depressing and funny at the same time

3 Yo mama so fat she should be concerned, because diabetes is a serious problem.

That's gold! That's the best Yo Mama joke ever created! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

I, don't know how to feel about this joke. - Skullkid755

4 What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot!

I say this one all the time and my friends just shut me up because they think it's gonna be racist - Songsta41

Haha! Love this! My fool of a father had to think about it for a while and then said..."I don't know..." - Britgirl

This is actually quite a good anti joke in two ways:
1.it's funny
2.it shows that both black and white men can fly a plane - jmepa1234

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5 "Why can't dinosaurs break a wall?" "Why can't they?" "I don't know! I'm asking you the question!"
6 What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

I feel like a bad person for laughing at that... - Songsta41

7 Why does Micheal J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.

Really? Because lat time, his Parkinson's caused him to spill everything and the final product tasted like crap. Let's not go on about it, though. - SuperHyperdude

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8 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!

Every dentist could already tell you this! So please, don't throw bricks at your friends! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

Hollow bricks made out of cement are gray.

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9 What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers!
10 What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Both are no police officer!

Yo, me, the ass man is thankful because I need to run away from the police.

The Contenders

11 What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels!

This one gets me every time and I feel stupid every time - Songsta41

12 Knock Knock... Awww nobody's home!
13 Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
14 Why did Steve fall out of the tree? Because someone threw a fridge at him
15 What is the difference between a Skoodle and a Skamoodle? SKABOODLE!

That's not an anti-joke, that's just... Bad - Songsta41

16 Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
17 Why does Severus Snape teach potions instead of gardening? Because his Lily died.
18 How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw books at her.
19 Why was the boy sad? Because there was a frog stapled to his head.
20 How do you put an astronaut baby to sleep? Sleeping pills
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1. A horse walked into a bar, several people left as they spotted the potential danger.
2. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot!
3. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers!
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1. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust
2. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot!
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