Top Ten Best Arthur 'Artie' Bucco Quotes from The Sopranos

The Top Ten

1 Jean-Philippe!..called ya five times.Qu'est-ce Que C'est?..Message machine broken?Nice crib.Whazzat..Berber carpet?..*shoes you wear..they..designer?...*avoiding' me*?Where’s my money?...gonna cry now?Stand up you frog-eating Faccia de Gatz!I will*you u

2 The cobwebs are now removed..You[Tony]saw this whole thing..knew exactly what was gonna happen.You..see twenty moves down the road..I don't blame you,I envy you.It's like an instinct..a hawk sees a little mouse movin' around a corn field from a mile up.

3 Brought on myself?Oh,I suppose you let a certain element into your world,you're askin' for it...Jesus *Christ.How could you[Tony]pull that scam at my place?...You're innocent.I get it.I'm just another victim of"Benny Fazio:Criminal Mastermind."

4 Don't make it worse.Do me the respect of not treating me like a*idiot piece of *.When you [Tony] blew up the restaurant,you made me party to a criminal conspiracy,did you ever stop ta think about that?...

5 To help me! You [Tony] * bent psycho! You hear your uncle's [Junior] gonna hurt my business by stagin' a hit in my place and that's yer solution?! To burn it down for the insurance money! What kind o' stupid, sick, twisted logic!

6 Benny, can I get you a Martina?... A Martina. It's like a Martini, but it's from Albania... Well, apparently, they go down real easy, right Benny?

7 You're[Benny]referrin'..fact that she's my employee..tellin' her what to do,last..I checked,that's..way it works..you two talk all the time..maybe you should hire her..You're a people person,obviously..you talked around that bit so much,I almost missed it

8 It's just that somebody mentions fifty grand, to bankroll a French digestif [Jean-Philippe] , and your [Tony] mind goes through all the permutations at like, internet speed and realizes, "Oh, worst case scenario, I eat for free."

9 If I had any balls I would do it [kill Coach Don Hauser] myself.

10 Martina told me about your [Benny] little credit card business. Step outside man... Regular people are all * stupid?... Piece of dog *. Little greasy *' meatball dog *. Poo.

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