Top Ten Asinine Cocktails to Serve In a Party

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The Top Ten

1 Chicken gravy + Pepsi + Molten candle wax + Petrol + Concentrated sulphuric acid. (Add cheese if desired.)

You may think at first that this won't go down well, but don't worry at all. What with secret ingredient 'Sulphuric acid' this cocktail won't even go down at all, it'll just leak through your throat. Lovely experience, try it, only $750,000,000.00 per litre. - HezarioSeth

2 Chocolate syrup + Tomato sauce + Anasthesia

There's this unconscious feeling I have that this one rocks... - HezarioSeth

3 Churned Big Mac + Watermelon shake + Egg Yolk + Shell

I don't want to imagine anything like this. - PositronWildhawk

4 Curd + Mountain Dew + Mozarella cheese (Raw ginger slices added if asked)

Rather, cheesy, doncha think? - HezarioSeth

5 Butter + Bannana goo + Onion
6 Cappuchino + Kerosene + Orange concentrate

Sets your estomac on fire. Literally. - HezarioSeth

7 Green chilis + Sugar + Lake water

That lakish taste... Yuckzo! - HezarioSeth

8 Pepperoni + McFlurry + Mango juice + Durian juice
9 Turkey gravy + Coffee + Cucumber juice + Sushi juice

$5,000,000 with or without sugar for a glass. - HezarioSeth

10 Lays + Cough syrup + Milk

Keeps you healthy, this one. I think. - HezarioSeth

The Contenders

11 Red Wine + Aphrodisiac
12 Drain Water + Sulfuric Acid + Sodium Hydroxide + Liquid Methane
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