Top Ten Most Asinine Combinations of Writers EverHezarioSeth
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"Farewell, my love," whispered Juliet, and sighed.
"Farewell, my love," whispered Romeo, and sighed. "My heart is heavy," Romeo adds as an afterthought.
"Why? " Juliet wails.
"Because," Romeo responds tenderly, "You stink like a pig." He turns to Jeeves. "What the heck are ye starin' at, ye ass? We was gonna kiss." - HezarioSeth
"We must find Mr. Goon," Julian whispered, rising.
"Hear, hear! " Fatty and Betsy cry out.
"We must hunt him down," Julian whispered.
"Hear, hear! " Fatty and Betsy cry out, emotionally.
"And we shall win this war," Julian roared.
"We'll kill the ' loony! " Anne shrieks. - HezarioSeth
Fatty: I'm pretty much smarter than all of you and I'm not boasting! - Kiteretsunu
Haha lolz, Kiteret! I remember that one and that's what I love about Fatty! - HezarioSeth
Tintin stooped to glance at the muddy footprint. "Hallo, what's this? " He exclaims, catching sight of a piece of paper.
Snowy barks excitedly.
"Quiet, boy," Tintin reproached, absentmidedly killing the dog. - HezarioSeth
We felt completely at peace with the world, George, Harris, and I, now that we had eaten. We felt so forgiving and loving, and noble emotions arose within us. Suddenly Sam and the Gaiaphage appeared. We invited them lovingly onto the boat, and I offered the boy a cup of tea. Poor boy, just as he held the cup that dirty light beams oozed out and melted it. What a to-do. I then proceeded to offer a slice of ham to the Gaiaphage, who was growing to be a healthy boy, but as he was trying to act cool, and I left the radioactive idiot mumbling something about Little Pete. - HezarioSeth
Shamrock Jolnes beamed and offered a cup of juice to Lord Jim. Lord Jim snorted. - HezarioSeth
I'd LOVE to see this. They would be the first two people that I would bring back from the dead. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
The final murder will have you laughing like anything! - HezarioSeth
"In 'Shall We Eat The Green Eggs? ', the magnificent collaboration between Jeffery Archer and Dr. Suess, the twist in the climax is superbly stunning, where Sam-I-Am decides to eat the green eggs and ham. A wonderful read." The New York Times - HezarioSeth
Reading their murder stories makes you feel that life is worth living after all. - HezarioSeth
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