Top Ten Asinine And Imaginary Startings And Endings Of Novels Of All TimeHezarioSeth
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Yes, exactly what I was thinking. - PositronWildhawk
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Encourages positive thinking. Does it? - HezarioSeth
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2. "My wife Jane was dead. Killed..." and " 'So you're the one who killed my wife?!,' I asked Harry, my best friend. He nodded proudly. 'By jolly, thanks!,' I exclaimed, and we went to have a cup of tea."
3. "The trees were green, the skies were blue, and the air was clean. I was happy. Little did I know that..." and "The trees were green, the skies were blue, and the air was stinking. (I had farted.)"