Top 10 Most Asinine and Insane Titles for a Peanuts Special
The list that compiles all the asinine title ideas for a Peanuts special. A pity that Schulz died and have never got the chance to see his works ruined by me.Plot: Charlie Brown gets AIDS from the same girl who got cancer in Why, Charlie Brown, Why? All the doctors refuse him service since Lucy put up fake hoaxes about Charlie Brown being a vandal. Charlie Brown dies a slow and painful death.
Don't forget to cook the jews on your Easy Bake Oven, Charlie Brown!
Plot: Charlie Brown goes up to Franklin and you know what happens.
Plot: Charlie Brown said Jesus' name in vain on national television during him losing the marathon, Charlie Brown soon falls down a pothole and goes to hell.
Or the alternative title would be "You're a Sinner, Charlie Brown"
Plot: Charlie Brown is sick and tired of Lucy making fun of him, the rope is broken in half, he cannot leave his own home without PTSD and the sharp knives are sacred so he bombs himself and goes to hell.
Plot: Charlie Brown goes on Skype and meets a German Jewish guy who said his great-grandpa died in the Holocaust, he decides to tell Linus that who tells Lucy, Lucy says "Heh, no, The Holocaust is just a myth, it's a rumor" Linus overhears this and tells Charlie the news, he soon tells everyone in town and Lucy gets expelled from school.
I always knew it.
Plot: Linus says it would be fun to fling cars with parking tickets into the Twin Towers with his blanket, he and Charlie Brown do it, and they are sent to juvy for 75 years or a bail out of $1,000,000.
Plot: Linus plays a Half Life 2 mod set inside a school, and thinks it would be a good idea, he tells Charlie Brown, they watch footage of Columbine to do research and tomorrow, they shoot up their entire school.
Plot: Charlie Brown after seeing Linus (who taught him the true meaning of Christmas) invent a space and time machine, with a plan to make all blacks extinct, converts to Judaism, but right after that, Linus sends him to 1941 Auschwitz to go get killed.
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Plot: Charlie Brown gets encouraged by Franklin to do drugs (because he's black) he does it, gets addicted, gets Linus addicted, and they do dumb stuff like pee on Snoopy while he's sleeping atop his doghouse and eventually die from smoking poison ivy, thinking it's cannabis.
Poor Charlie Brown.