Top Ten Asinine Names for the Seven Dwarves

When Doc, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey aren't satisfactory, you think of absurd names for dwarves. Behold.
The Top Ten
1 Pervy
2 Creepy
3 Horny

Happy was this when he saw Snow White.

4 Gay

They're seven men who live together. I've got my suspicions.

Jk. I've never seen Snow White, I apologize if they happen to all be siblings.

You could always rename Happy because the two words technically mean the same thing.

5 Stabby
6 Bingey
7 Humpy
8 Wanky

With a guy like horny, he probably can be called this as well.

9 Pinky
10 The Brain
The Contenders
11 Sweaty
12 Crazy
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