Top Ten Asinine Phrases to Shriek When Someone Is Proposing to You

Ow! This is gonna hurt.

Haha, thank goodness no one will have the nerve to say this, Kiterets! God bless.

Now that is really insulting and frightening too!

Come on, you won't get another chance!

Sums it up to a nicety, eh?

I'm talking' 'bout you, asylum-escapee.

"POLICE! ", she screamed. "Here's your man! "

Not so loving, my dear.

Get up, will ye? What the heck are you kneeling for?!