Top Ten Asinine Places to Play Ringa-ringa-roses With a Random Stranger
The Top Ten
1 At a funeral.
Won't be funny. Oh no. Dance with the dead bloke's family member. Eh? No, I don't know if you'll die in the next minute or the next five...
2 At a marriage when the two lovebirds are going to peck.
They'll look up at you with a what-the-heck-is-going-on expression.
3 At a noisy mall.
4 At a quiet museum.
If there's no one else, grab the watchman and play it with him.
5 While going to work.
Forgot to do the bally morning exercise? Try this formula! Sure to keep down the weight. Hehe.
6 In the lift.
The lift has a weeny little chance of breaking off it's hinges... Heck!
7 In your boss' office.
Get the snob/boss to participate!
8 While emotionally patriotic people are belting out the national anthem.
9 While murdering a purple-eared pig.
Play it with the damn piggy, and then do 'i'm in.
10 While yawning.
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