Top Ten Asinine Rock Band Names

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The Top Ten

1 Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers is an American rock band formed by Gibby Haynes and Paul Leary in San Antonio, Texas in 1981.

I have no idea what this means, and I don't think I want to. - PetSounds

They make really good music though. - Pony

2 Monster Magnet
3 Kyuss

Is Stoner = Asinine? Because all of these so far is Stoner Rock. - Pony

4 Aerosmith Aerosmith Aerosmith is an American rock band, sometimes referred to as "the Bad Boys from Boston" and "America's Greatest Rock and Roll Band".

Wait, who wants to work in the sky? I'm just kidding.. - Pony

5 Red Hot Chili Peppers Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers is an American funk-rock and alternative rock band, that was founded in 1983. ...read more.

Um, ok? Still a fun name. - Pony

6 The Band The Band The Band was a Canadian-American roots rock group formed in 1965 . Which originally consisting of Rick Danko (bass guitar, double bass, fiddle, vocals), Levon Helm (drums, mandolin, guitar, vocals), Garth Hudson (keyboards, saxophones, trumpet), Richard Manuel (piano, drums, vocals) and Robbie Robertson ...read more.

Greatest name for a rock band, ever. - Pony

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8 Hoobastank Hoobastank Hoobastank is an American rock band, formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California with lead singer Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen.
9 Pearl Jam Pearl Jam Pearl Jam is a Grunge Rock Band formed in Seattle, Washington in 1990. The band had comprised of Eddie Vedder, Mike McCready, Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament. ...read more.

I always thought it meant you were rocking out to just pearls. Not music, just pearls that do nothing. Especially if they were pearls from clams.

Is that the name of a wrestling move? - Pony

Their original name was actually Mookie Blaylock, after the basketball player. - NuMetalManiak

10 Imagine Dragons Imagine Dragons Imagine Dragons is an American pop band from Las Vegas, Nevada. Imagine Dragons' lineup consists of lead vocalist Dan Reynolds, guitarist Wayne Sermon, bassist Ben McKee, and drummer Daniel Platzman.

The Contenders

11 Barclay James Harvest
12 Limp Bizkit

It's named after a sex game. I rest my case...

13 Jack Off Jill
14 Porno for Pyros
15 T.I.T.S.
16 Poopfist
17 The Lovin' Spoonful The Lovin' Spoonful
18 P*ssy Riot
19 Diarrhea Planet
20 The D*cks
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