Top Ten Asinine Scientific Terms Scientists Will Never Coin

The Top Ten
1 Fartism

Sounds nice... But -

2 Mackmackmackmakkamism
3 Aleoqaleoqualeoqeealeoqeeetropism

No, scientists won't ever fall for this. Will they?

4 Boggerpigism
5 Caxzqzxcqvrtmnkqzxqwtkism

How do you pronounce this -ism?!

6 Qqoqerqqqwgqqqhieqqgnqqwuqqoerqgqnqism
7 Stupidityism
8 Nerdism

This is hard to get one's head around

9 Studiouscrocodilesism
10 Gawking-Hippo Syndrome
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