Top Ten Asinine Things To Casually Tell Your Mathematics Teacher

The Top Ten

1 Calculus sucks.

2 Derivatives stink.

3 Maths is so freakin' disgusting. Why the heck are you gawking at me like that?

4 So basically when will you leave this school?

5 No offense, but I think you're the worst teacher that ever disgraced the blackboard.

6 [Sigh] You and your melodramatic lectures.

7 Roses are red violets are blue, derivatives suck, and so do you.

8 How can you ever love maths more than Dora the Explorer?

9 I see a SIN of weirdness in you COS I hate you more TAN trignometry.

10 Do you still SEC mathematical enlightenment, old bird?

Laugh out loud this is rude!

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