Top Ten Asinine Things to Do While Shopping at Walmart

The Top Ten

1 Ask directions for the nearest Target

Actually my local Target and Walmart are pretty close to each other.

2 Take random things for no reason and placing them at the checkout

3 Act like a 6 year old

4 Scare customers

5 Get a ridiculous amount of items and pay at the self checkout line

This made me laugh out loud!

6 Rant about Walmart

7 Start a pillow fight with a random person in the pillow section

Lol this would be so funny!

LOL, That would be so funny!

8 Yell "Ah! A whale in Walmart!"

9 Buy random items on sale

10 Trying to get kicked out

The Contenders

11 Pretend to work there

12 Go up to someone and ask "Mom?"

13 Yell "Hi! Security cameras!"

14 Play with the furniture

15 Tumble

16 Grab a box of condoms and ask a clerk where the fitting room is

Someone got kicked out of Wal-Mart for this...

17 Sing Christmas Songs in the seasonal sections UNLESS it is Christmas

18 Pace around the store

19 Try To Act Gangster

20 Open up packages

21 Place random stuff into people's carts without them knowing

This sounds like fun. Apparently people snuck condoms into someones trolley once and the person didn't notice

22 Eat food in the grocery aisles

23 Pooping/peeing on the ground

24 Play with Elmo dolls

25 Steal

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