Top Ten Asinine Things for Children to Write to SantaPositronWildhawk It's the penultimate day of the second Christmas Countdown, and here is my contribution.
The Top Ten
Yes, Santa, surely you're not a classist?! - PetSounds
Laugh out loud! This one is brilliant. - Kiteretsunu
This should be number one.
And you expect him to give you presents… - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I get the feeling that Santa might be one of those rich, white suited racists from the 19th century. - SuperHyperdude
Fill these out in triplicate and a copy will be faxed to your lawyer. Should you break the verbal agreement we entered into when I came to see you at the mall, you will be hearing from my representative. - Finch
This reminds me, Last year (4th grade ) we wrote to "Santa" ( or no one or some random guy) and we actually sent it to the North Pole. I thought that it was stupid. Bad memories! - funnyuser
I think I might do that just for the fun of it, can you imagine how many letter the North Pole gets each year? - funnyuser
My brother's too tall for an elf, but he's good with his hands. He's also ugly, see? Perfect elf
I did that when I was little, but to my sister. - Minecraftcrazy530
Yeah, my big brother will have a blast working for you, Santa.. :P - funnyuser
Dude, an appendix is the most useless organ in the human body. Just suck a candy cane! - SuperHyperdude
However, in four-legged animals it is the primary reason their horizontal digestive system works. They don't have the aid of gravity like upright creatures do. Between that and our tailbone, evidence definitely supports an ancestral link. - Finch
Lol what if that letter got sent to the cops
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2. Hey, fatty, why not try to lose some beef this new year?
3. Why do rich people get more presents than poor people?
2. Why do rich people get more presents than poor people?
3. This Christmas, can I get less mean and shouty parents?