Top Ten Asinine Things for Children to Write to SantaPositronWildhawk It's the penultimate day of the second Christmas Countdown, and here is my contribution.
The Top Ten
Why, what a compliement - CityGuru
That was Santa's "Little Helper..."
Brilliant list, Pos. - Britgirl
Also please give me a half bitten rotten biscuit so kids in Africa can eat that Satirical - CerealGuy
Yes, Santa, surely you're not a classist?! - PetSounds
Laugh out loud! This one is brilliant. - Kiteretsunu
This should be number one.
And you expect him to give you presents… - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Santa:HO HO HO wut would u likes 4 cristmas lil boy
Boy:i wants less mean parenWELL your NOT ALOWED
Fill these out in triplicate and a copy will be faxed to your lawyer. Should you break the verbal agreement we entered into when I came to see you at the mall, you will be hearing from my representative. - Finch
This reminds me, Last year (4th grade ) we wrote to "Santa" ( or no one or some random guy) and we actually sent it to the North Pole. I thought that it was stupid. Bad memories! - funnyuser
I think I might do that just for the fun of it, can you imagine how many letter the North Pole gets each year? - funnyuser
My brother's too tall for an elf, but he's good with his hands. He's also ugly, see? Perfect elf
I did that when I was little, but to my sister. - Minecraftcrazy530
Yeah, my big brother will have a blast working for you, Santa.. :P - funnyuser
Lol what if that letter got sent to the cops
And he used to dress in green and his home was Lapland not the North Pole.
He was also based on a man called Saint Nicolas a Christian Saint.
And Americans made the name Santa, his original name was Father Christmas.
I didn't know Santa was Russian.
And Americans love Santa...
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2. Hey, fatty, why not try to lose some beef this new year?
3. Why do rich people get more presents than poor people?
2. Why do rich people get more presents than poor people?
3. This Christmas, can I get less mean and shouty parents?