Top Ten Asinine Things for Children to Write to Santa
It's the penultimate day of the second Christmas Countdown, and here is my contribution.Saint Nicholas actually cared for the poor.
Yes, Santa, surely you're not a classist?!
Laugh out loud! This one is brilliant.
This should be number one.
Fill these out in triplicate and a copy will be faxed to your lawyer. Should you break the verbal agreement we entered into when I came to see you at the mall, you will be hearing from my representative.
This reminds me, Last year (4th grade ) we wrote to "Santa" ( or no one or some random guy) and we actually sent it to the North Pole. I thought that it was stupid. Bad memories!
I think I might do that just for the fun of it, can you imagine how many letter the North Pole gets each year?
My brother's too tall for an elf, but he's good with his hands. He's also ugly, see? Perfect elf
Yeah, my big brother will have a blast working for you, Santa.. :P
I did that when I was little, but to my sister.
Lol what if that letter got sent to the cops
And he used to dress in green and his home was Lapland not the North Pole.
He was also based on a man called Saint Nicolas a Christian Saint.
And Americans made the name Santa, his original name was Father Christmas.
I didn't know Santa was Russian.
And Americans love Santa...