Top 10 Asinine Things for Conspiracy Theorist to Say

1 I believe...you're the Illuminati to shutdown TheTopTens

2 March has 32 days...April 1st is a joke

3 You know what else the moon is made of...it's made of cheese

4 What if Adolf Hitler is a dolphin?

5 I believe I could...fly

6 Water is poison...they take us 70 years to kill us

7 I'm a conspiracy theorist...I am going to conspire to kill 69 people because Grand Theft Auto told me to

8 You know what else Gaddafi and Mussolini have in common....they are hanged in a gas station....that means Mussolini became Gaddafi...coincidences I think not

9 Plane can't melt cheese...so i object your theory

10 Illuminati confirmed

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11 Dank memes...they assassinated JFK

12 Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

13 Everybody knows the moon's made of cheese

14 It's a figment of Angelica's imagination

15 Double D is in purgatory

16 Before Isaac Newton invented gravity, everyone could fly

17 It was aliens

18 Your utopia, my dystopia

19 Play the song backwards