Top Ten Asinine Things That Puga Secretly Thinks About Popular TopTenners

This is all information obtained from a conversation between Puga and I.
The Top Ten
1 Keyson: Are You Sure You're Argentine? Very British Typing.
2 Finch: Very mountainy fingers, you got there. Keyboard hurts.
3 SuperHyperdude: Dye Your Hair.
4 Bobbythebrony: Why Is The Screen Bloody?
5 PetSounds: What's 1969 Like?

Can this list handle the epicness of my 1,000th comment?

No? Oh. I'll just collect my blue achievement in silence.

Eh, Hitler roded dinosaurs, the Beatles becoming the walrus, Mayyonaise recognized as a instrument

6 Turkeyasylum: I warned you about spelling "Tyrkeyasylum!" And you do it anyway!
7 Keycha1n: Paint Me.
8 Delgia2k: Stop sleeping on the keyboard, you stupid cat!

You're right, I should not be sleeping on it, I should be stealing it.

9 Gemcloben: Delete All Those Crappy Music Files.
10 PositronWildhawk: IRELAND! F*** YEAH!

I think he may be a little bit confused here.

The Contenders
11 Therandom: Tweety has a better ass than you.

No Tweety is confused, I am the one who have a better butt

It's supposed to say Tweek. I don't like bird asses.

12 xandermartin98: You're a total Undertale hater and you've just been faking your love for the game all this time
13 xandermartin98: You want to turn into a Mimiga
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