Top Ten Asinine Things to Say Dryly to a CIA Agent

The Top Ten
1 America. Atom bomb. Tommorow. Six thirty. Me. Not guilty.
2 So. Hmmm. Ah. Eh? Huh. Hmmm. I see. Oh... Eh?!
3 Ah. Eh?
4 Blackmail. [Whistling some tune absent-mindedly] Massacre. [Still whistling.] Nuclear weapons. [Whistling] French fries. [Stops whistling.]
5 I'm a big fan of the WikiLeaks. Rather clever of old Assange, eh?
6 CIA agent? Yeah, right. More like a street hawker.
7 So. When does this Obama dude get assassinated?
8 Coffins, coffins, and coffins. You'll be needing 'em after I'm done with America.
9 Long live America. Stupid freakin' country.
10 So. How would you like to get assassinated this weekend? The old-fashioned rifle, or something more techy?
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