Top Ten Asinine Things to Say During a Speech Honoring Military Veterans Who Have Died
Gemclasylum These people have served your country, so you decide to give a speech about what they've done to increase the recognition they get. After all, they don't get enough credit. So, while you prepare your speech, you decide to drink some booze. The finished product of your speech ends up being... meh. So, you wake up from a lengthy hangover, put random clothes on you found on the floor of your bedroom, and still give the speech.But you promise yourself the speech is perfect. You read every part in confidence, but as wearing yesterday's clothes isn't disrespectful enough, you still continue to read these jokes of lines. The looks they give you, just imagine.
The Top Ten
The sad part is, I don't think we would be able to eat them all (hot dogs, not veteran corpses! ) - keycha1n
You're going to have to sell a lot of hot dogs of you'd kee that promise! - Gemclasylum
Imagine what an audience would think or say after hearing that! - BKAllmighty
If you say this, you'll become the douchebag of the month. - UltimateHybridX
Some of them? You mean there were survivors? Thank heck for that, they can file a complaint when they work out how to use a pen! - PositronWildhawk
This list made me laugh out loud! Even Grumpy Cat would get a kick out of this one! - SubliminalMessages
Well that would be, scary. - IronSabbathPriest
I don't get it.
V 1 CommentUh, sir, you're on the wrong track. Maybe you should be talking about giving tribute to the dead soldiers and not trying to make families heartless and see the benefits of one of their own dying. - Gemclasylum
Perfect! I told Jimmy not to go! I told him that Call of Duty was nothing like the actual army! - letdot52
I liked all of these items. Great list, Gemclasylum - Delgia2k
Forget war. PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO 5! - RiverClanRocks
Isn't the whole point of a speech about veterans to recognize the ones who died in war? I could just picture how many thpeople would throw tomatoes at you for this... - Gemclasylum
That is really dumb to tell. - Animefan12
Then they'll kill you and it'll be your family that will be adopting a new baby starting from scratch - TwilightKitsune
If you were to actually say this, the audience might think you're the binge drinking pothead mentioned earlier. - Gemclasylum
The Contenders
THAT IS DISCUSTING! Those solders have risked their lives in battle while fighting for their country and saving other people lives!
This should be #1. Because people actually do this. (Westboro Baptist Church) - ryanrimmel
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Top Remixes
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2. Today, we remember those brave men and women who have passed away. We also have a hot dog stand outside. 1.99 each. For every man who died, we sell a hot dog. It will be a great way to remember them.
3. We give honor to these soldiers, who decided to go past Call of Duty and try military in real life. For the ones who died, at least their family can sell their posessions and get richer, and if they were annoying, it's even better for them.
Gemclasylum
2. We give honor to these soldiers, who decided to go past Call of Duty and try military in real life. For the ones who died, at least their family can sell their posessions and get richer, and if they were annoying, it's even better for them.
3. This wheelbarrow some person off the street we hired is wheeling here has the ashes of the forgotten heros of war, the dead babies. We used them to test areas for landmines, and sadly, some of them never returned back. All we heard was a boom...
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