Top Ten Asinine Things to Say When a Fire Alarm Goes OffTurkeyasylum This is a stupid list of asinine things to say in a fire alarm. Don't try these in real life or else you'll be seriously screwed.
The Top Ten
Sorry Bert the Turtle, you offer horrible advice. Same goes for you, narrator in that video. - Turkeyasylum
You'd be more asinine than the speaker if you actually took that deal. - Turkeyasylum
Something Towelie would agree to before he went to rehab. Also, get the reference I made to another user? - Turkeyasylum
I'm surprised I haven't heard this one already. - Rocko
Hey, when you're nearing possible death, why not let it all out? Also reveal the fact that you're an absolute douchebag! - Turkeyasylum
If nobody else replies that they're Spartacus, that means nobody else in the school's stoned. - Turkeyasylum
Cheers! Cause now Spartacus is famous! - Kiteretsunu
Even weirder if you say it to someone of the same gender... And that person was straight. - Turkeyasylum
Yeah, because kerosene puts out fires. - HoH
I kid you not, once the fire bell went off when I was at school, and a student ran into the class and yelled this at the top of his lungs. - Rocko
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2. Hey everybody, let's play a game. All of you will stay in this room while I leave. I'll offer a piece of candy to everyone still inside the room after an hour. Good luck!
3. Hey guys, I'm going to tell all of you, regardless of age, to smoke this crack in the room because I'm locking the doors and windows. Have fun and rest in pepperoni pizza!