Top Ten Asinine Things to Say When a Fire Alarm Goes OffTurkeyasylum This is a stupid list of asinine things to say in a fire alarm. Don't try these in real life or else you'll be seriously screwed.
The Top Ten
Sorry Bert the Turtle, you offer horrible advice. Same goes for you, narrator in that video. - Turkeyasylum
You'd be more asinine than the speaker if you actually took that deal. - Turkeyasylum
Something Towelie would agree to before he went to rehab. Also, get the reference I made to another user? - Turkeyasylum
Hey, when you're nearing possible death, why not let it all out? Also reveal the fact that you're an absolute douchebag! - Turkeyasylum
If nobody else replies that they're Spartacus, that means nobody else in the school's stoned. - TurkeyasylumV 1 Comment
Yeah, because kerosene puts out fires. - HoH
Even weirder if you say it to someone of the same gender... And that person was straight. - Turkeyasylum
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2. There's a fire in the school? TIME TO GET THE KEROSENE!
3. I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're all gonna die. The good news is that I won't have to deal with any of you retards anymore.
2. Hey everybody, let's play a game. All of you will stay in this room while I leave. I'll offer a piece of candy to everyone still inside the room after an hour. Good luck!
3. Hey guys, I'm going to tell all of you, regardless of age, to smoke this crack in the room because I'm locking the doors and windows. Have fun and rest in pepperoni pizza!