Top Ten Asinine Things to Say While Watching NASCAR

The Top Ten

1 Man, can somebody die already? I wanna see the funeral.

2 If I ran this sport, this place would have no turns. Just a long straightaway to Hell

3 How high can those guys stack the extra tires?

4 One of these guys should drink a beer. I mean, they probably won't live. But I think it would be funny.

This list is so morbidly funny... I don't know how to feel about it but I'm laughing anyways!

5 So many sponsors! I can't see the beautiful deathtraps "Ahem" cars

6 What would happen if a guy added a jump here?

7 I got the oil. Who wants to fly to the track with me?

8 A caution for debris? Just let em race. You're not gonna die, right?

9 What if the flagman drops the flags? Would there be an end?

10 I wish these things were faster. More chances of crashes!

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