Top Ten Asinine Things to Scream In a Crowded Theatre During a Movie

The Top Ten

1 Down with 'The Dark Knight'! Vive le Dora the Explorer!

2 Stupid group of nerds, this!

3 Flop movie! Flop theater! Flop people!

4 Did you know that tigers are die-hard fans of Mountain Dew?!

5 Cement platypus David Cameron! Yahooooo!!!

6 Green Eggs and Ham! By Jeffery Archer! Have you read it?!

7 Pokèmon is Awesome!

8 Let's hunt Justin Bieber!

9 Run bitch, run

10 Can I scream?! AAAGHGHGH!!! Thank you, guys. Carry on.

The Contenders

11 Long live Spongebob Squarepants!

12 Why does the person next to me smell like garlic and rotten eggs?! [Wailing] Why me?

13 FIRE!

Not only will this freak people out, but you're likely to get kicked out as well.

14 I'm willing to die for Hello Kitty!

15 (during a heart-wrenching or terrifying confrontation) Kiss her/him, you fool!

16 This is It!

17 Well played

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