Top Ten Asinine Things to Write In an Examination
The Top Ten
1 Your subject stinks. So do you!
2 Suckers...
3 Pighead! No prizes for guessing who I was referring to, dear ma'am.
The inadvertent exile from school...
4 Blah humbug.
Don't attempt at school!
5 So boring, your ponytail.
6 Exams are exciting! You're not.
7 Roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, roses are red... till n terms.
8 Hooligan nincompoop!
9 I know all the answers, I want to test you , write all the answers and check the paper yourself and any answer is wrong then you are a pig
10 Pieneck... You!
Old bird won't give ye 10 out of 10 for this.
The Contenders
11 Baa baa black sheep... Know the song? Have you heard me rap it?
12 The answer I am going to write is outstanding, really outstanding. Your eyes will fall, and you would give me full marks (answer ends).
13 Blue Sky, Blue Fish, Blue Smurfs
After my maths teacher told the class to think of the calm colour blue, someone in my class wrote it in her test
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