Top Ten Most Asinine Ways to Attempt a Jailbreak
What better of a time could there be for my first humorous list than PositronWildhawk's birthday? Happy 18th, you old knacker."Why's your mate posing on your shirt? "
"Actually, that's really my 3D Iron Maiden T-shirt. It's an iconic photo of Bruce Dickinson."
Wouldn't take long at all.
Or sing Barney/Dora until he can't take it anymore
Complete with harmonica, of course.
"That's right, old Pos himself requested my release. Says he needs me for a double-blind experiment or something."
Well, I guess I'd need a lawyer to confirm each case for me, so I can decide the most innocent.
Excellent birthday present, PetSounds!
A nice way to demonstrate the power of superconductivity. I'm sure the prison guards might take some electrodynamics lessons thereafter, if ever anyone succeeds in doing that.
"I say, old chap, there's a rather massive arachnid perched on my ceiling, and he's making life dashed unpleasant. Slay him for me, there's a good fellow."
May be convincing
That's not going to work.