Top Ten Most Asinine Ways to Attempt a JailbreakWhat better of a time could there be for my first humorous list than PositronWildhawk's birthday? Happy 18th, you old knacker.
The Top Ten
"Why's your mate posing on your shirt? "
"Actually, that's really my 3D Iron Maiden T-shirt. It's an iconic photo of Bruce Dickinson." - PetSounds
Wouldn't take long at all. - PetSounds
I love this list I am literally laughing tight now 😂 - Beatlesboy9
Or sing Barney/Dora until he can't take it anymore - TwilightKitsune
Complete with harmonica, of course. - PetSounds
"That's right, old Pos himself requested my release. Says he needs me for a double-blind experiment or something." - PetSounds
Well, I guess I'd need a lawyer to confirm each case for me, so I can decide the most innocent.
Excellent birthday present, PetSounds! - PositronWildhawk
A nice way to demonstrate the power of superconductivity. I'm sure the prison guards might take some electrodynamics lessons thereafter, if ever anyone succeeds in doing that. - Kiteretsunu
"I say, old chap, there's a rather massive arachnid perched on my ceiling, and he's making life dashed unpleasant. Slay him for me, there's a good fellow." - PetSounds
I wish lol - Synchronocity
Uh, if you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won't work. [cut to Peridot spinning inside the toilet bowl] Trust me, I've tried. - Synchronocity
May be convincing - TwilightKitsune
That's not going to work. - ethanmeinster