Top 10 Most Asinine Ways to Cover Up or Try Get Away with a Murder

The Top Ten

1 Cut the body into pieces and then sell them as burgers

Not only you're cleared of any suspicion, you also get profit off from selling burgers, that is, human meat.

2 Threaten the investigators with a poorly-punctuated letter filled with petty threats

3 Let the body rot for a while and then sell its skeletal remains as a mock skeleton for educational purposes

4 Put on sun glasses on the victim's head and then pretend as if nothing happens

5 Come up with a background story as sad as possible in attempt to make the investigators pity you

"KFC ran out of chicken! *cries excessively*"

6 Have a bet with your friend and if your friend lost the bet, your friend will be responsible for the body

7 Try to flush the body down in the toilet with a broom

8 Try to bribe the officers with Monopoly money

I'm sure they would accept the offer

9 Eat the body until there's nothing left of it and then proceed to develop cannibalistic tendencies

10 Dress up as your annoying neighbour and then turn yourself in and then promptly escape to have the police arrive and arrest your neighbour instead

The Contenders

11 Bury the victim in his own garden

I found this idea on Tumblr

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