1 Place a trap door at border control that opens every time it scans a non-UK passport
Huh, good idea, but what if they manage to crawl out?
2 Eat all of their national foods improperly at the border, so that they get so annoyed that they try another country
I can imagine me going to the UK and seeing some brits eating paella with their hands.
Of course, if Puga came over, we'd just keep asking him if he'd like a potato.
*casually eats tacos with chopsticks*
3 Tell them all that this is the entrance to the wrong country, and that the right country is on the flight leaving the third terminal in five minutes
4 Move all the major cities up really high mountains and give all the non-immigrants oxygen tanks
Might be a problem here in Britain. All of our mountains are in Scotland, and the English would probably want to stay put.
Oh gee, you better hide this list before Trump finds it
5 Tell everyone coming in that they left the front door unlocked, so they have to go back
6 Shoot down every incoming plane you can see
7 Find out where they intend to move in, and attach hundreds of balloons to the house like in "Up", which should take them back to their own country
, I bet they wouldn't even notice
8 Encourage everyone in the country to have loud parties every single night, so the immigrants can't sleep at night and decide to leave
Unless, of course, it constitutes a welcoming party...
Joke's on you, Spanish love to party.
9 Tackle them one by one into the water as they arrive by boat
This is just great. I can imagine the one on one struggle.
"Get back in the water, dammit. And SWIM HOME. shoo shoo...!
10 Attach a small rocket to their pants while they go through customs, which will promptly go off and send them into space
Nope, nothing extreme about this one at all...
The Contenders
11 Make a burning wall
How would you keep it burning?...
12 Hang them high
13 Build a Wall