Top Ten Asinine Ways to Get Someone to Kiss You

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The Top Ten

1 The Anglerfish Method

This would be where you would put a mistletoe hat on, and whenever a hot stranger comes by, stand by them, putting them under the mistletoe. But of course, some people may voluntarily walk under it, so be prepared for lots of kissing. - Turkeyasylum

2 Make them listen to Nicki Minaj until they kiss you

Yes, her Stupid Hoe and Anaconda are great choices for torture, unless you pick some teenybopper or a Barbie to listen to the music. - Turkeyasylum

Come on you'll be charged for murder - Toucan

3 Run up to them and try to kiss them

Self-explanatory. But be sure not to look like a stalker, and don't kiss the wrong person by accident. This could not end well for you, you could kiss something you don't want to, like a running chainsaw. - Turkeyasylum

4 Ask if they want to exchange kisses, then kiss them on the cheek

Just be sure to ask as many people as it takes until you get humiliated in public. - Turkeyasylum

5 Give them a shot to the leg with a tranquilizer gun

Wow, said she, I've never been so touched before in my life. I think I'll fall for him. - PositronWildhawk

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6 Charge money in order to kiss you

Be sure to put on as much makeup and preppy clothes on as possible so you look "attractive" to the public. - Turkeyasylum

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7 Kiss them in your dreams, tell them about it, then kiss her
8 Kiss them when They're sleeping
9 Become a hooker and then kiss them during your job

That is if your family doesn't disown you first. - Turkeyasylum

10 Talk to them about the insides of ping pong balls, and then kiss them during the conversation

They may think you are weird though. Anyone get the homages made here? - Turkeyasylum

The Contenders

11 Kidnap their family

"NOW will you go to the prom with me? " - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

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