Top Ten Asinine Ways to Get Someone to Kiss You
This would be where you would put a mistletoe hat on, and whenever a hot stranger comes by, stand by them, putting them under the mistletoe. But of course, some people may voluntarily walk under it, so be prepared for lots of kissing.
Yes, her Stupid Hoe and Anaconda are great choices for torture, unless you pick some teenybopper or a Barbie to listen to the music.
Come on you'll be charged for murder
Self-explanatory. But be sure not to look like a stalker, and don't kiss the wrong person by accident. This could not end well for you, you could kiss something you don't want to, like a running chainsaw.
Just be sure to ask as many people as it takes until you get humiliated in public.
Wow, said she, I've never been so touched before in my life. I think I'll fall for him.
Be sure to put on as much makeup and preppy clothes on as possible so you look "attractive" to the public.
I think that's illegal
That is if your family doesn't disown you first.
They may think you are weird though. Anyone get the homages made here?
"NOW will you go to the prom with me? "