Top Ten Asinine Ways to Wake Somebody UpTurkeyasylum Waking someone up is an easy task, unless you do these unconventional systems of waking one up!
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Hey, I just want to know what the effects of THIS are. - Turkeyasylum
Perfect! I'm going to use this one ASAP. - PositronWildhawk
Haha, maybe he sleepwalked and took a show- (reads note) wait... what?
Eiher that, or the fan blows the note off. - Turkeyasylum
They are sure to wake up due to the fact the room is hot... I cannot sleep when it's too warm. - Turkeyasylum
Be sure to pay them ten bucks, by the way. - Turkeyasylum
Hey, if you don't want it, Puga will gladly take a second treat. - Turkeyasylum
Wow that should work - Toucan
Make sure they don't get TOO many bruises... - Turkeyasylum
Yep, it has to be melted ice cream. It will be all gross and strange, then. - Turkeyasylum
Whoa the feet will melt - Toucan
You may also get a cry for help, and hear an ambulance come near by. - Turkeyasylum
He may sleep forever - Toucan
As long ad you two don't share the same house, this may work. - Turkeyasylum
Hey heavy metal cool but if your trying to sleep... - Toucan
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2. Buy a half gallon of dish soap, and pour it on sleeping person's comforter. Then, leave a note saying you accidentally dropped the soap. When you drop the note, be sure to turn an industrial fan to his face.
3. Turn on eight space heaters into sleeping person's room, heated for ninety degrees Fahrenheit. Then, close the door.