Top Ten Asinine Words the Oxford Folks Will Never Add to Their Dictionary

Gr... Never shall they touch this word of lameness! Never! The world will not tolerate.

Rather hard to pronounce.

It sounds like a ghetto name. I can't even pronounce this. And if this word was added, what would it mean?

It sounds cute. Maybe it could be a face that people make whenever they're happy.

Describes my smile to a nicety.

Maybe they can add this... Why not!

The process of - er...

The sound observed when farting during a hollering competition.

Will the Ox chaps, in a moment of vulnerable weakness, accept this phrase of profanity? Only time will tell...