Top Ten Astronomy-Related Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten

1 There would be only 7 planets left after I rock Uranus.

2 Do you wonder what goes on under Orion's Belt?

3 Hey there, how would you like to recreate the Big Bang?

Lol so creative!

4 Are you made of dark matter? Because you are indescribable.

This is my favorite.

5 You wanna ride my space ship?

6 Hey there, you wanna observe something that is constantly expanding?

7 You don't mind if my comet enters your solar system?

Haha, Great list!

8 Hey there, I won't just show you the world, I'll show you the universe.

9 Wow, you're attractive. So attractive you are making the gravitational disturbance in my galactic center to elongate.

10 Are you a star? Because I can't stop orbiting around you

The Contenders

11 Are you the Milky Way? 'cos I think you're my gal.

12 Are you a Strömgren Sphere? 'cos you make everything hot from the inside out.

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