Top Ten Austin Powers Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "What, the...? I didn't have any corn!" -Fat Bastard, Goldmember

Makes me laugh every time!

2 "Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream, you ass." -Scott Evil, Goldmember
3 "I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!" -Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
4 "On the whole, I'd say Preparation H feels pretty good." -Dr. Evil, Golmember
5 "Yeah, baby, yeah!" -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
6 "Do I make you horny, baby?! Do I?! Do I make you randy?!" -Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
7 "I ATE A BABY!" - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
8 "I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MY BELLY!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
9 "You shot me! Right in the arm!" -Mustafa, International Man of Mystery
10 "They're always after me lucky charms!" -Patty O'Brien, International Man of Mystery

The Contenders

11 "If there are two things I hate, it's people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers, Goldmember
12 "You really ARE a FAT BASTARD." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
13 "I, too, like to live dangerously." -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
14 "Who throws a shoe? Honestly?" -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
15 "It's a bit nutty." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

That's so gross when he drinks Fat Bastards crap! But it's funny at the same time! Austin's an idiot!

16 "Mini-Me, stop humping the laser." - Dr. Evil, The Spy Who Shagged Me

Mini-Me never speaks a word and he's funny as hell!

17 "Danger is my middle name" - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
18 "Oh my God! Fat Bastard left a floater!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

This is my favorite scene in the whole movie. I always have to repeat that part at least a couple times when I watch it.

19 "Where's your sh***er? I've got a turtle head poking out." - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me

That's one of the funniest quotes of all time!

20 "It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end." - Fat Bastard, Goldmember

That was so nasty but so funny that he smells his own stench.

21 "Prepare for the ultimate wire fighting maneuver." - Fat Bastard, Goldmember

It's funny that a wire breaks and he's just hanging on his side until Foxxy shoots him down.

22 "Shall we shag now or shag later?" - Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery
23 "That's not mine." - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
24 "Don't force it. You're gonna blow out your "O" ring. Drop a lung." - Man, International Man of Mystery
25 "He is exactly like you in every way. Except 1/8 your size." - Number Two, The Spy Who Shagged Me
26 "Austin, I am your father." - Dr. Evil, The Spy Who Shagged Me
27 "You can't resist us, Mr. Powers" - Fembots, International Man of Mystery
28 "The future better get ready for me, cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman." - Foxxy Cleopatra, Goldmember
29 "Get away from me you lazy eyed psycho." - Scott Evil, International Man of Mystery
30 "Preparations A through G were a complete failure, but now we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call Preparation H." - Dr. Evil, Goldmember
31 "I am a sexy bitch." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
32 "Prepare to die, Powers!" - Robin Swallows, The Spy who Shagged Me
33 "Nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet you mole." - Austin Powers, Goldmember
34 "Hello. That's a keeper." - Goldmember, Goldmember
35 "How dare you break wind before me." - Alotta Fagina, International Man of Mystery
36 "You're under arrest, sugar." - Foxxy Cleopatra, Goldmember
37 "Oh, shut up!" - Basil Exposition, Goldmember
38 "That's right, you show that turd who's boss." - Man, International Man of Mystery
BAdd New Item