Top Ten Austin Powers Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "What, the...? I didn't have any corn!" -Fat Bastard, Goldmember

Makes me laugh every time!

2 "Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream, you ass." -Scott Evil, Goldmember
3 "I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!" -Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
4 "On the whole, I'd say Preparation H feels pretty good." -Dr. Evil, Golmember
5 "Yeah, baby, yeah!" -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
6 "Do I make you horny, baby?! Do I?! Do I make you randy?!" -Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
7 "I ATE A BABY!" - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
8 "I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MY BELLY!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
9 "You shot me! Right in the arm!" -Mustafa, International Man of Mystery
10 "They're always after me lucky charms!" -Patty O'Brien, International Man of Mystery

The Newcomers

? "That's right, you show that turd who's boss." - Man, International Man of Mystery
? "Oh, shut up!" - Basil Exposition, Goldmember

The Contenders

11 "If there are two things I hate, it's people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers, Goldmember
12 "You really ARE a FAT BASTARD." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
13 "I, too, like to live dangerously." -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
14 "Who throws a shoe? Honestly?" -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
15 "It's a bit nutty." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

That's so gross when he drinks Fat Bastards crap! But it's funny at the same time! Austin's an idiot!

16 "Danger is my middle name" - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
17 "Oh my God! Fat Bastard left a floater!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

This is my favorite scene in the whole movie. I always have to repeat that part at least a couple times when I watch it.

18 "Where's your sh***er? I've got a turtle head poking out." - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me

That's one of the funniest quotes of all time!

19 "It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end." - Fat Bastard, Goldmember

That was so nasty but so funny that he smells his own stench.

20 "Prepare for the ultimate wire fighting maneuver." - Fat Bastard, Goldmember

It's funny that a wire breaks and he's just hanging on his side until Foxxy shoots him down.

21 "Shall we shag now or shag later?" - Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery
22 "That's not mine." - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
23 "Don't force it. You're gonna blow out your "O" ring. Drop a lung." - Man, International Man of Mystery
24 "Mini-Me, stop humping the laser." - Dr. Evil, The Spy Who Shagged Me
25 "He is exactly like you in every way. Except 1/8 your size." - Number Two, The Spy Who Shagged Me
26 "Austin, I am your father." - Dr. Evil, The Spy Who Shagged Me
27 "You can't resist us, Mr. Powers" - Fembots, International Man of Mystery
28 "The future better get ready for me, cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman." - Foxxy Cleopatra, Goldmember
29 "Get away from me you lazy eyed psycho." - Scott Evil, International Man of Mystery
30 "Preparations A through G were a complete failure, but now we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call Preparation H." - Dr. Evil, Goldmember
31 "I am a sexy bitch." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
32 "Prepare to die, Powers!" - Robin Swallows, The Spy who Shagged Me
33 "Nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet you mole." - Austin Powers, Goldmember
34 "Hello. That's a keeper." - Goldmember, Goldmember
35 "How dare you break wind before me." - Alotta Fagina, International Man of Mystery
36 "You're under arrest, sugar." - Foxxy Cleopatra, Goldmember
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1. "I ATE A BABY!" - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
2. "I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MY BELLY!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
3. "I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!" -Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
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1. "What, the...? I didn't have any corn!" -Fat Bastard, Goldmember
2. "Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream, you ass." -Scott Evil, Goldmember
3. "On the whole, I'd say Preparation H feels pretty good." -Dr. Evil, Golmember
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