Best Avgn/Cinemassacre Moments/Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Bat-Nerd VS. The Joker (Batman Part 2)

"I'M GONNA SHOVE THESE FRACKING GAMES UP YOUR A$$! " - xandermartin98

2 "Batman Forever! It sucked back then and it SUCKS FOREVER!" (Batman Part 1)
3 AVGN's Godzilla Rage (Godzilla)
4 The Serial Killer Is Revealed To Literally Be The Phone (Board James: Dream Phone)
5 AVGN VS. Bugs Bunny (Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout)
6 "My face is bulls***." (You Know What's BULLS***?)
7 AVGN and Super-Mecha Death Christ VS. Satan (Super Mario Bros. 3)
8 AVGN Beats Dark Link In Zelda 2...using the Power Glove (Power Glove)
9 The Joker responds with "F*** YOU, MOTHERF*****!" (Batman Part 2)
10 "One guy? No continues? Like seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues. WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! WHY ARE THERE NO F****** CONTINUES?! WHY?! AAAAH! ARRRGH! F***-F***-F***! F******-F******-F***! F******-F***! F*********CK!!!" (Dick Tracy)

The Contenders

11 "It's a CLUBBER-F***!" (Glitch Gremlin)
12 LJN: Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts
13 AVGN Burns His Sega CD And Shoots It With A Crossbow (Sega CD)

No! that's the 32X

14 "it sucks! Monkey! F**** like all! The f******! Rest!" (Action 52)
15 "How could they program this in such a BALL - BRAINED, COCKAMAMIE, RIDICULOUS fashion!?" (Batman Part 1)

You forgot "ASININE" - xandermartin98

16 "YOU'VE KILLED ME! GOOD! HA HA! F*** - DOODLE - DOO!" (Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon)

Should be higher

17 Playing Top Gun With The Power Glove (Power Glove)
18 How The Nerd Stole Christmas
19 A$$!!! (Top Gun)
20 "This game sucks my spider balls!" (Spider-Man)
21 60s Spider-Man Theme Song Parody (Spider-Man)
22 New Junk City Theme Song Cameo (Spider-Man)
23 Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Review
24 The Three Colors Of The LJN S*** Rainbow (X-Men)
25 "BOMBS AWAY, bunny b*tch!" (Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout)
26 Fred F***s (Halloween Games)
27 "The controls are like trying to get a horse to wipe its a$$ on an eagle." (Batman Part 2)
28 "Will the Bat - Nerd escape the Joker? What bad games does he have up his sleeve? Tune in next time to find out! Same BAT - time, same BAT - channel." (Batman Part 1)
29 The Batman Punishment (Batman Part 1)
30 AVGN Turns Into Superman And Throws His Superman 64 Cartridge Into The Sun (Superman 64)
31 "Cowabunga? COW - A - F***IN' - PIECE - OF - DOG - S***!" (TMNT)
32 "THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF AN OLD WOMAN'S BLEEDING V*****!" (Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure)
33 "CRAZY BUS! It's about...driving a bus...and it's CRAZY! OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F****** CRAZY, I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT! WHOA!!!" (Crazybus)
34 "This game is so bad I'm going to have to invent a new word for it. This game. Is. S****! YEAH. It's THAT BAD. (Godzilla)
35 S*** PICKLE. (Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu)
36 "Now you're a dead whale shooting at flaming condoms." (Action 52)
37 AVGN Sticks His Dick Tracy Cartridge Onto A Spinning Power Drill And Then Smashes It With A Hammer While It's Rotating (Dick Tracy)
38 Jessica Rabbit Phone Call (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
39 BAY-SHEVENTAIN-BAWMBER (Double Vision)
40 AVGN Describes Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon As "A mixed bag of s***, vomit, used condoms and various other things" (Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon)
41 AVGN Melts His NES Terminator Cartridge (Terminator Games)
42 "Where did their hair go?" (Ikari Warriors)
43 "You a$$ - bag fecal f***** s*** - shaped anus - brain!" (Godzilla)
44 "'The morning sun has vanquished this horrible night.' How about vanquishing this HORRIBLE GAME?" (Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest)
45 "What a horrible night to play a s***** game." (Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest)
46 "HOLY BAT S***." (Batman Part 2)
47 "Batman Forever. Oh, we're in some deep s*** now, because THIS GAME. IS TRICERATOPS TESTICLES. (Batman Part 1)
48 "When did you learn to be a bitch?" (Atari Jaguar)
49 The Unholy Triforce (CD - i Zelda Games)
50 "I JUST SAVED YOU FROM GANON! I WON! Simply poetic." (Link: The Faces Of Evil)
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1. Bat-Nerd VS. The Joker (Batman Part 2)
2. "Batman Forever! It sucked back then and it SUCKS FOREVER!" (Batman Part 1)
3. AVGN's Godzilla Rage (Godzilla)
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