Best Avgn/Cinemassacre Moments/Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Bat-Nerd VS. The Joker (Batman Part 2)

"I'M GONNA SHOVE THESE FRACKING GAMES UP YOUR A$$! " - xandermartin98

2 "Batman Forever! It sucked back then and it SUCKS FOREVER!" (Batman Part 1)
3 AVGN's Godzilla Rage (Godzilla)
4 The Serial Killer Is Revealed To Literally Be The Phone (Board James: Dream Phone)
5 AVGN VS. Bugs Bunny (Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout)
6 "My face is bulls***." (You Know What's BULLS***?)
7 AVGN and Super-Mecha Death Christ VS. Satan (Super Mario Bros. 3)
8 AVGN Beats Dark Link In Zelda 2...using the Power Glove (Power Glove)
9 The Joker responds with "F*** YOU, MOTHERF*****!" (Batman Part 2)
10 "One guy? No continues? Like seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues. WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! WHY ARE THERE NO F****** CONTINUES?! WHY?! AAAAH! ARRRGH! F***-F***-F***! F******-F******-F***! F******-F***! F*********CK!!!" (Dick Tracy)

The Contenders

11 "It's a CLUBBER-F***!" (Glitch Gremlin)
12 "it sucks! Monkey! F**** like all! The f******! Rest!" (Action 52)
13 LJN: Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts
14 "How could they program this in such a BALL - BRAINED, COCKAMAMIE, RIDICULOUS fashion!?" (Batman Part 1)

You forgot "ASININE" - xandermartin98

15 AVGN Burns His Sega CD And Shoots It With A Crossbow (Sega CD)

No! that's the 32X

16 "YOU'VE KILLED ME! GOOD! HA HA! F*** - DOODLE - DOO!" (Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon)
17 "When did you learn to be a bitch?" (Atari Jaguar)
18 Playing Top Gun With The Power Glove (Power Glove)
19 A$$!!! (Top Gun)
20 How The Nerd Stole Christmas
21 "This game sucks my spider balls!" (Spider-Man)
22 60s Spider-Man Theme Song Parody (Spider-Man)
23 New Junk City Theme Song Cameo (Spider-Man)
24 Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Review
25 The Three Colors Of The LJN S*** Rainbow (X-Men)
26 "BOMBS AWAY, bunny b*tch!" (Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout)
27 Fred F***s (Halloween Games)
28 "The controls are like trying to get a horse to wipe its a$$ on an eagle." (Batman Part 2)
29 "Will the Bat - Nerd escape the Joker? What bad games does he have up his sleeve? Tune in next time to find out! Same BAT - time, same BAT - channel." (Batman Part 1)
30 The Batman Punishment (Batman Part 1)
31 AVGN Turns Into Superman And Throws His Superman 64 Cartridge Into The Sun (Superman 64)
32 "Cowabunga? COW - A - F***IN' - PIECE - OF - DOG - S***!" (TMNT)
33 "THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF AN OLD WOMAN'S BLEEDING V*****!" (Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure)
34 "CRAZY BUS! It's about...driving a bus...and it's CRAZY! OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F****** CRAZY, I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT! WHOA!!!" (Crazybus)
35 "This game is so bad I'm going to have to invent a new word for it. This game. Is. S****! YEAH. It's THAT BAD. (Godzilla)
36 S*** PICKLE. (Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu)
37 "Now you're a dead whale shooting at flaming condoms." (Action 52)
38 AVGN Sticks His Dick Tracy Cartridge Onto A Spinning Power Drill And Then Smashes It With A Hammer While It's Rotating (Dick Tracy)
39 Jessica Rabbit Phone Call (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
40 BAY-SHEVENTAIN-BAWMBER (Double Vision)
41 AVGN Describes Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon As "A mixed bag of s***, vomit, used condoms and various other things" (Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon)
42 AVGN Melts His NES Terminator Cartridge (Terminator Games)
43 "Where did their hair go?" (Ikari Warriors)
44 "You a$$ - bag fecal f***** s*** - shaped anus - brain!" (Godzilla)
45 "'The morning sun has vanquished this horrible night.' How about vanquishing this HORRIBLE GAME?" (Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest)
46 "What a horrible night to play a s***** game." (Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest)
47 "HOLY BAT S***." (Batman Part 2)
48 "Batman Forever. Oh, we're in some deep s*** now, because THIS GAME. IS TRICERATOPS TESTICLES. (Batman Part 1)
49 The Unholy Triforce (CD - i Zelda Games)
50 "I JUST SAVED YOU FROM GANON! I WON! Simply poetic." (Link: The Faces Of Evil)
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