Top Ten Awful Jokes Made by Popular TopTennersPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Super Lettuce! - keyson
Martin... This is awful! But so funny! Why didn't you offer this as a JOKE OF THE WEEK, hmm? - Britgirl
Get out of the way Batman! There's a new hero in town and his name is super lettuce! - yellowshadow
Super lettuce, AWAY! Stop being so lazy and FLY, sidekick Spinach!V 3 Comments
Haha this one is so funny! :) Why haven't I seen it as your weekly joke? - keysonV 3 Comments
Wait a minute, there is another meaning to this... - DapperPickle
This one is hilarious. I've been telling it to everyone I know. - PetSounds
Possibly one of the greatest things I've ever heard! - keycha1n
Oh, know I get it! Haha! Brain fart!
I love this! - funnyuser
I'm suprised he didn't see or comment on this yet.
My name is in this joke!
Pen from bfdi
Trashy but laugh out loud! - Fan_of_Good_MusicV 1 Comment
Jesus drank wine... and Wine is a type of alcoholic drink. It ain't a sin to drink, but it is a sin to get wasted.
He wouldn't get wasted from moonshine. He's Jesus for crying out loud!
Actually, alcohol is a "privilege" from God, along with sex. However, it depends on how it's used. The devil has turned these privileges into complete sin, with people being wasted, and non-maritial sex. - ethanmeinster
Jesus walks into a bar and asks for 15 glasses of water. Then he says "haha sucker thanks for the free wine! "
Plot twist: He was a secret alcoholic - SuperHyperdudeV 1 Comment
I don't get this
This one is funny because it just is. - PositronWildhawk
Well, this is what we call a one word Joke. And the power of the word Bieber. - Kiteretsunu
This additional one is certainly apt. - PositronWildhawk
He is truly a joke to 99.9% of us, - PsychopathicSissyPants2
It's funny because it's true. - 906389V 3 Comments
Oh, I get this one! - Wolftail
My god, it's going to make any comedians lose their self-esteem - SuperHyperdudeV 2 Comments
Part of my list of Top Ten Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand. - Cazaam
That's amazing when you think about it - jmepa123
Who knows, maybe he actually did - TwilightKitsuneV 1 Comment
Hilarious randomness presented by Funnyuser. - Animefan12
Not really a joke but that was really funny! - PatrickStar
Well this is awkward
I just made that up. :P - funnyuser
What?! I don't get this one. :( - PetSounds
I like his name because I also like dubstep.
This one I actually get - Nateawesomeness
Did he really say this - Batmaniscole
Ha lauh out loud!
Ok this is bad. - Therandom
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Top Remixes (4)
2. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
3. Happy Wife, Happy Life. Happy Husband, meh. (BKAllmighty)
2. "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)
3. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
2. What's the other name for a pencil? A cheap space pen. (Kiteretsunu)
3. "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)
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