Top Ten Awful Jokes Made by Popular TopTenners

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1 What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Super Lettuce! - keyson


Martin... This is awful! But so funny! Why didn't you offer this as a JOKE OF THE WEEK, hmm? - Britgirl

Get out of the way Batman! There's a new hero in town and his name is super lettuce! - yellowshadow

Super lettuce, AWAY! Stop being so lazy and FLY, sidekick Spinach!

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2 "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)

Haha this one is so funny! :) Why haven't I seen it as your weekly joke? - keyson

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3 What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)

Wait a minute, there is another meaning to this... - DapperPickle

This one is hilarious. I've been telling it to everyone I know. - PetSounds

Possibly one of the greatest things I've ever heard! - keycha1n

Oh, know I get it! Haha! Brain fart!
I love this! - funnyuser

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4 What's the other name for a pencil? A cheap space pen. (Kiteretsunu) V 2 Comments
5 Two deaf men are on a train. When they get to their stop, one asks the other, "Is this Wembley?" The other replies, "No, Thursday!" (PetSounds)

Trashy but laugh out loud! - Fan_of_Good_Music

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6 Jesus walks into a bar and asks for moonshine (Jesus would never drink). (N64Dude)

Jesus drank wine... and Wine is a type of alcoholic drink. It ain't a sin to drink, but it is a sin to get wasted.

He wouldn't get wasted from moonshine. He's Jesus for crying out loud!

Actually, alcohol is a "privilege" from God, along with sex. However, it depends on how it's used. The devil has turned these privileges into complete sin, with people being wasted, and non-maritial sex. - ethanmeinster

Jesus walks into a bar and asks for 15 glasses of water. Then he says "haha sucker thanks for the free wine! "

Plot twist: He was a secret alcoholic - SuperHyperdude

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7 Knock knock. Who's There? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore bell was broken so I had to knock. (Pug)
8 Who's at rocket when it's a rocket? A rocket! (JaysTop10List)

I don't get this
^0_0^

9 Happy Wife, Happy Life. Happy Husband, meh. (BKAllmighty)

This one is funny because it just is. - PositronWildhawk

10 An awful joke? Justin Bieber! (Britgirl)

Well, this is what we call a one word Joke. And the power of the word Bieber. - Kiteretsunu

This additional one is certainly apt. - PositronWildhawk

He is truly a joke to 99.9% of us, - PsychopathicSissyPants2

It's funny because it's true. - 906389

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The Contenders

11 I was wondering if DFS made any recent deliveries to the local church. Nun sofa. (PositronWildhawk)

Oh, I get this one! - Wolftail

12 What do you call a cake in a cup? A cupcake! (Superhyperdude)

My god, it's going to make any comedians lose their self-esteem - SuperHyperdude

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13 What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? (Cazaam)

Part of my list of Top Ten Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand. - Cazaam

That's amazing when you think about it - jmepa123

14 Chuck Norris created TheTopTens (CastlevaniaFanboy128)

Who knows, maybe he actually did - TwilightKitsune

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15 What is yellow and has a peel? A Banana (funnyuser)

Hilarious randomness presented by Funnyuser. - Animefan12

Not really a joke but that was really funny! - PatrickStar

Well this is awkward

I just made that up. :P - funnyuser

16 Hey, honey-bun-bun! I put your snack in your car! Don't worry! It's chocolate chip! (DubstepLover) V 2 Comments
17 I was playing polo when a horse kicked another horse in the crotch area. They play some serious hoarse play. (Turkeyasylum)

This one I actually get - Nateawesomeness

18 Here's a joke. My life without Britgirl (Britboy)

Did he really say this - Batmaniscole

19 A man walked in to a bar. Ouch! He said (Anonymouschick) V 2 Comments
20 How do you catch a rabbit? Go into the field and make carrot noises! (keycha1n)
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Top Remixes (4)

1. What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)
2. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
3. Happy Wife, Happy Life. Happy Husband, meh. (BKAllmighty)
PetSounds
1. What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)
2. "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)
3. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
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1. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
2. What's the other name for a pencil? A cheap space pen. (Kiteretsunu)
3. "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)
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