Top Ten Awful Jokes Made by Popular TopTenners

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Super Lettuce! - keyson


Martin... This is awful! But so funny! Why didn't you offer this as a JOKE OF THE WEEK, hmm? - Britgirl

Get out of the way Batman! There's a new hero in town and his name is super lettuce! - yellowshadow

Super lettuce, AWAY! Stop being so lazy and FLY, sidekick Spinach!

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2 "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)

Haha this one is so funny! :) Why haven't I seen it as your weekly joke? - keyson

Haha! Nice list Pos. Love this one. - Puga

:D made me laugh - EvilAngel

Come on britgirl just admit it in the comments!
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3 What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)

Wait a minute, there is another meaning to this... - DapperPickle

This one is hilarious. I've been telling it to everyone I know. - PetSounds

Possibly one of the greatest things I've ever heard! - keycha1n

Oh, know I get it! Haha! Brain fart!
I love this! - funnyuser

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4 What's the other name for a pencil? A cheap space pen. (Kiteretsunu)

I'm suprised he didn't see or comment on this yet.

My name is in this joke!
From,
Pen from bfdi

5 Two deaf men are on a train. When they get to their stop, one asks the other, "Is this Wembley?" The other replies, "No, Thursday!" (PetSounds)

Trashy but laugh out loud! - Fan_of_Good_Music

Yeah pretty trashy L.O.L.

6 Jesus walks into a bar and asks for moonshine (Jesus would never drink). (N64Dude)

Jesus drank wine... and Wine is a type of alcoholic drink. It ain't a sin to drink, but it is a sin to get wasted.

He wouldn't get wasted from moonshine. He's Jesus for crying out loud!

Actually, alcohol is a "privilege" from God, along with sex. However, it depends on how it's used. The devil has turned these privileges into complete sin, with people being wasted, and non-maritial sex. - ethanmeinster

Jesus walks into a bar and asks for 15 glasses of water. Then he says "haha sucker thanks for the free wine! "

Best plot twist ever!
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7 Knock knock. Who's There? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore bell was broken so I had to knock. (Pug)
8 Who's at rocket when it's a rocket? A rocket! (JaysTop10List)

I don't get this
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9 Happy Wife, Happy Life. Happy Husband, meh. (BKAllmighty)

This one is funny because it just is. - PositronWildhawk

10 An awful joke? Justin Bieber! (Britgirl)

Well, this is what we call a one word Joke. And the power of the word Bieber. - Kiteretsunu

This additional one is certainly apt. - PositronWildhawk

He is truly a joke to 99.9% of us, - PsychopathicSissyPants2

It's funny because it's true. - 906389

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The Contenders

11 I was wondering if DFS made any recent deliveries to the local church. Nun sofa. (PositronWildhawk)

Oh, I get this one! - Wolftail

12 What do you call a cake in a cup? A cupcake! (Superhyperdude)

That is so good
It's like my jokes - jmepa123

I cut a slice of cake & put it in a ccup & ate it, no joke!
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13 What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? (Cazaam)

Part of my list of Top Ten Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand. - Cazaam

That's amazing when you think about it - jmepa123

14 Chuck Norris created TheTopTens (CastlevaniaFanboy128)

Who knows, maybe he actually did - TwilightKitsune

DAMN YOU CHUCK NORRIIS! - DapperPickle

15 What is yellow and has a peel? A Banana (funnyuser)

Hilarious randomness presented by Funnyuser. - Animefan12

Not really a joke but that was really funny! - PatrickStar

Well this is awkward

I just made that up. :P - funnyuser

16 Why is there never a winner when two strings race? Because all they can do is tie (Nateawesomeness)
17 Hey, honey-bun-bun! I put your snack in your car! Don't worry! It's chocolate chip! (DubstepLover)

What?! I don't get this one. :( - PetSounds

I like his name because I also like dubstep.
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18 I was playing polo when a horse kicked another horse in the crotch area. They play some serious hoarse play. (Turkeyasylum)

This one I actually get - Nateawesomeness

19 Here's a joke. My life without Britgirl (Britboy)

Did he really say this - Batmaniscole

20 A man walked in to a bar. Ouch! He said (Anonymouschick)

Ha lauh out loud!

Ok this is bad. - Therandom

21 How do you catch a rabbit? Go into the field and make carrot noises! (keycha1n)
22 Why did the Chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to! (micahisthebest)
23 What is peanut butter that has peanut butter? Double Peanut Butter (funnyuser)

Funnyuser your not even funny

Haha! This one is good! :P - funnyuser

24 What do you call a horny Gaddafi? a dicktator! (bobbythebrony)

BEST... JOKE...EVER

25 Q:Which came first, the chicken or the egg?A:The chicken came before the skillet and said, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!" (Garythesnail)
26 What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. (Delgia2k)

This is the best joke on this list - TwilightKitsune

What is this doing on here? This is genius! - RiverClanRocks

27 A man walked on the street and he continued walking. (Animefan12)
28 Happy makes me angry (RiverClanRocks)

The song, that is. - RiverClanRocks

29 Knock Knock! Who's there? Dunkin. Dunkin who? Dunkin Donuts is very delicious. (Pony)
30 What coffee brand that birds like ? Nest-cafe ! (Finn-Mordecai-Gumball)
31 Why did lucy fall of the bike? Because she is a fish (batmaniscole)

First of all I did not make the joke a 2nd gader walked up to me and said it - Batmaniscole

32 Why did the Man take his Hat off? Because it wanted to! (micahisthebest)
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1. What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)
2. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
3. Happy Wife, Happy Life. Happy Husband, meh. (BKAllmighty)
PetSounds
1. What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)
2. "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)
3. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
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1. What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)
2. What's the other name for a pencil? A cheap space pen. (Kiteretsunu)
3. "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)
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