Top Ten Awful Jokes Made by Popular TopTenners

The Top Ten
1 What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, green and red? A nun falling from the stairs being saved by Super Lettuce! (keyson)


Martin... This is awful! But so funny! Why didn't you offer this as a JOKE OF THE WEEK, hmm?

Get out of the way Batman! There's a new hero in town and his name is super lettuce!

Super lettuce, AWAY! Stop being so lazy and FLY, sidekick Spinach!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Super Lettuce!

2 "Hello" said the bacon to the egg in the frying pan. "Oh, my god!" replied the egg. "Talking bacon!" (Britgirl)

Haha this one is so funny! :) Why haven't I seen it as your weekly joke?

3 What's brown and sticky? A stick! (Wolftail)

I cannot even begin to tell you my state of mind after reading this joke. It's just... Well, there are just no adjectives.
Haha!

This one is hilarious. I've been telling it to everyone I know.

Possibly one of the greatest things I've ever heard!

Wait a minute, there is another meaning to this...

4 What's the other name for a pencil? A cheap space pen. (Kiteretsunu)
5 Two deaf men are on a train. When they get to their stop, one asks the other, "Is this Wembley?" The other replies, "No, Thursday!" (PetSounds)

Trashy but laugh out loud!

6 Jesus walks into a bar and asks for moonshine (Jesus would never drink). (N64Dude)

Actually, alcohol is a "privilege" from God, along with sex. However, it depends on how it's used. The devil has turned these privileges into complete sin, with people being wasted, and non-maritial sex.

Jesus drank wine... and Wine is a type of alcoholic drink. It ain't a sin to drink, but it is a sin to get wasted.

He wouldn't get wasted from moonshine. He's Jesus for crying out loud!

Jesus walks into a bar and asks for 15 glasses of water. Then he says "haha sucker thanks for the free wine! "

7 Knock knock. Who's There? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore bell was broken so I had to knock. (Pug)
8 Who's at rocket when it's a rocket? A rocket! (JaysTop10List)
9 Happy Wife, Happy Life. Happy Husband, meh. (BKAllmighty)

This one is funny because it just is.

10 An awful joke? Justin Bieber! (Britgirl)

Well, this is what we call a one word Joke. And the power of the word Bieber.

This additional one is certainly apt.

It's funny because it's true.

He is truly a joke to 99.9% of us,

The Contenders
11 I was wondering if DFS made any recent deliveries to the local church. Nun sofa. (PositronWildhawk)

Oh, I get this one!

12 What do you call a cake in a cup? A cupcake! (Superhyperdude)
13 What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? (Cazaam)

Part of my list of Top Ten Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand.

That's amazing when you think about it

14 Chuck Norris created TheTopTens (CastlevaniaFanboy128)

Who knows, maybe he actually did

15 What is yellow and has a peel? A Banana (funnyuser)

Hilarious randomness presented by Funnyuser.

Not really a joke but that was really funny!

Well this is awkward

16 Why is there never a winner when two strings race? Because all they can do is tie (Nateawesomeness)
17 Hey, honey-bun-bun! I put your snack in your car! Don't worry! It's chocolate chip! (DubstepLover)

What?! I don't get this one. :(

18 I was playing polo when a horse kicked another horse in the crotch area. They play some serious hoarse play. (Turkeyasylum)

This one I actually get

19 Here's a joke. My life without Britgirl (Britboy)

Did he really say this

20 A man walked in to a bar. Ouch! He said (Anonymouschick)
21 How do you catch a rabbit? Go into the field and make carrot noises! (keycha1n)

Works every time

22 Why did the Chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to! (micahisthebest)
23 What is peanut butter that has peanut butter? Double Peanut Butter (funnyuser)

Funnyuser your not even funny

24 What do you call a horny Gaddafi? a dicktator! (bobbythebrony)
25 Q:Which came first, the chicken or the egg?A:The chicken came before the skillet and said, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!" (Garythesnail)
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