Top Ten Awkward Conversations You May Have With Your Dog If Your Dog Could TalkPositronWildhawk It would be quite something if your dog could talk, but these conversations may not break the ice the way you want it to.
The Top Ten
(To the dog) - Well, I wish you could that instead of me, but you're too dumb for that. And yeah you don't have hands, and using your mouth would be very shameful for me as your master if others saw you doing that. They would say I didn't train you properly. But yeah, to be honest, I bloody hate picking up your crap! - Kiteretsunu
My dog eats her crap. I hate to pick their crap! - DogsUnleashed
I was going to eat that.
And I’m thinking...if my dog could talk
Oh, oh, oh,
Well they’d be like
Oh, oh, oh
Why are you picking up my poo
I have found my dogs on my bed before. Sometimes as I wake up. I don't mind at all. Just don't judge me. - PositronWildhawk
My dog randomly comes into my room. Oh look, she's here now! - Wolftail
Sure you can. But I get to be on top! - Britgirl
This is the kind of conversation that I'd rather avoid. - PositronWildhawk
I'm sorry, human, that "bitch" and I are in love. You can't take that from us! - PositronWildhawk
(Dog talks back) - Ain't I already neutered? - Kiteretsunu
"As I speak, I am adding mustard to my bacon sandwich."
"You sick son of a bitch." - PositronWildhawk
Well, I've never been able to win in this case. - PositronWildhawk
(To dog) Hey, these jeans were just bought today. I spent all my savings. What did I ever do to you? - DogsUnleashed
Don't even think about it. Would I do that to you? - PositronWildhawk
Oh, how my two bitches (female dogs) dislike misuse of this word. - PositronWildhawk
(To dog) Now that's sexist. You son of a "bitch". Oh, I forgot, all your friends are sons of "bitches". - DogsUnleashed
Well, that's very thoughtful, but it only worsens the situation. - PositronWildhawk
That's why dogs talk dog and we talk English. - funnyuser
I like you stroking me, human, but don't make this too obscene. - PositronWildhawk
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2. Your brother's really restless with me on him. Can I sleep with you tonight?
3. Being neutered is nothing to be ashamed of. I bet all of your friends are.