Top Ten Most Awkward Moments If You Are a Parent to a Three Year Old

The Top Ten

1 When They See Or Hear A Swear Word And Ask What It Means

2 When They Ask: "How Do You Make Babies?"

Well...there's this thing that goes into this thing that releases this thing which makes a baby

Rip off the skin in your belly and the babies will be popping out!

You need a thick white substance called semen

3 When They Point At An Overweight Man And Ask: "Is He Pregnant?"

4 When You Are Sitting Next To A Posh Lady With Make-up And They Ask: "What's That Stuff On Your Face?"

5 When they ask when their brother will have puberty

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