Top Ten Most Awkward Moments If You Are a Parent to a Three Year Old
The Top Ten
1 When They See Or Hear A Swear Word And Ask What It Means
2 When They Ask: "How Do You Make Babies?"
Well...there's this thing that goes into this thing that releases this thing which makes a baby
Rip off the skin in your belly and the babies will be popping out!
You need a thick white substance called semen
3 When They Point At An Overweight Man And Ask: "Is He Pregnant?"
4 When You Are Sitting Next To A Posh Lady With Make-up And They Ask: "What's That Stuff On Your Face?"
5 When they ask when their brother will have puberty
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