Top Ten Awkward Things That Could Happen While Watching Television

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Television is a great thing... but let's hope none of these happen while you waste your day watching T.V..

NOTE: THIS LIST IS RATED R.

And don't go saying this list is inappropriate, it was meant to be this way.

The Top Ten

1 Your channel starts playing only commercials for the ASPCA and Viagra

You know those annoying commercials, that take up about 2 minutes, and are basically a montage of animals in cages with sad music in the background, brought to you by the ASPCA? Imagine those alongside Viagra commercials. I still don't get how they got a GIRL to star in a Viagra commercial! - Turkeyasylum

Ikr GET YOUR OWN VIAGRA TO GIVE TO A POOR DYING ANIMAL, ONLY 19.99 :D FRICK OUR ADVERTISING - top10epic

2 After watching an episode of your favorite show, a documentary about orgasms comes on

Luckily, this won't happen in the states, as they have special adult channels for that stuff. But if that DID happen to a poor 7 year old, that channel would be getting a hefty lawsuit. - Turkeyasylum

3 Your sister throws used tampons at you, and one of them lands in your mouth

If you don't have a sister, imagine it being an awkward stranger in your house. And if that happened to me, I'd wash my mouth out for hours. - Turkeyasylum

I'm just hoping that they're not used. But ladies, conserve your supply, because I'm guessing they're expensive. - PositronWildhawk

4 Your favorite characters decide to make love

You mean Rock Lee and Naruto? No way. Just, no... - NeptuneWater

Yes, your favorite characters in the show had such a passion, and now they are about to get into bed. Slowly, their underwear comes-
CHANGE THE CHANNEL! - Turkeyasylum

5 Your mother starts asking what you're watching, and takes the remote away thinking yu're watching an adult show, when you're watching something appropriate
6 A celebrity accidentally reveals her breasts on live TV

Ah! Look away! We don't want to see those gross, plastic... things anymore! Get a top on! - Turkeyasylum

Well, I've seen it happen to a news reporter, but that's really as far as it's gone for me. - PositronWildhawk

7 One of the characters from the show pops out of the TV and tries to pull you in

Let me guess Quagmire, you've run out of desperate men and women to have sex with in Quahog? - Turkeyasylum

8 They don't cut out the sex scene

Meaning this: Often when 2 characters have sex in a show, it cuts to afterward. It would be so... weird if they didn't cut out the entire sex scene.
And the show would most likely be rated MA. - Turkeyasylum

9 You are on TV

Yes, brothers and sisters, I shot an ad recently. It was a poster for the local Iggy Azalea gig. - PositronWildhawk

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10 Pop-up ads come onto your TV asking to buy condoms

The Contenders

11 At the end of a kid show, Nip Tuck comes on TV

Actually, nip tuck is a drama for adults. It's about surgery. I wonder how a kid would react if after watching Diego he sees surgery... - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

12 There are only commercials about former smokers.
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1. Your channel starts playing only commercials for the ASPCA and Viagra
2. After watching an episode of your favorite show, a documentary about orgasms comes on
3. Your sister throws used tampons at you, and one of them lands in your mouth
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