Top Ten Awkward Things That Could Happen While Watching TelevisionTurkeyasylum Television is a great thing... but let's hope none of these happen while you waste your day watching T.V..
NOTE: THIS LIST IS RATED R.
And don't go saying this list is inappropriate, it was meant to be this way.
The Top Ten
Viagra is for vagina. Aspca is for innocent animals being abused.
You know those annoying commercials, that take up about 2 minutes, and are basically a montage of animals in cages with sad music in the background, brought to you by the ASPCA? Imagine those alongside Viagra commercials. I still don't get how they got a GIRL to star in a Viagra commercial! - Turkeyasylum
Ikr GET YOUR OWN VIAGRA TO GIVE TO A POOR DYING ANIMAL, ONLY 19.99 :D FRICK OUR ADVERTISING - top10epic
Luckily, this won't happen in the states, as they have special adult channels for that stuff. But if that DID happen to a poor 7 year old, that channel would be getting a hefty lawsuit. - Turkeyasylum
If you don't have a sister, imagine it being an awkward stranger in your house. And if that happened to me, I'd wash my mouth out for hours. - Turkeyasylum
I'm just hoping that they're not used. But ladies, conserve your supply, because I'm guessing they're expensive. - PositronWildhawk
You mean Rock Lee and Naruto? No way. Just, no... - NeptuneWater
Yes, your favorite characters in the show had such a passion, and now they are about to get into bed. Slowly, their underwear comes-
CHANGE THE CHANNEL! - Turkeyasylum
This happened to me while I was on YouTube. My dad thought I was watching something inappropriate. Its really annoying and I would never watch anything inappropriate.
My mom would change it ofd of whatever I was watching or turn the T.V. off.
And... UGGH! It's so annoying! - Turkeyasylum
What are you watching?
THE T.V. MUST BE DIPPED IN HOLY WATER!
SHEILD YOUR EYES!
Ah! Look away! We don't want to see those gross, plastic... things anymore! Get a top on! - Turkeyasylum
Well, I've seen it happen to a news reporter, but that's really as far as it's gone for me. - PositronWildhawk
I hope so. I'm ready to party, Izzy!
Time's up mate, get in the van. - Rocko
Let me guess Quagmire, you've run out of desperate men and women to have sex with in Quahog? - Turkeyasylum
It's infinitely worse when it's a show like Teletubbies.
I knew it was controversial but this takes it to a new level... - Rocko
Meaning this: Often when 2 characters have sex in a show, it cuts to afterward. It would be so... weird if they didn't cut out the entire sex scene.
And the show would most likely be rated MA. - Turkeyasylum
Yes, brothers and sisters, I shot an ad recently. It was a poster for the local Iggy Azalea gig. - PositronWildhawk
Big Brother is watching you... - Turkeyasylum
I saw a news van with a camera on the Ocean City NJ boardwalk a few years ago. During the summer it does “Down the Shore” segments where the news crew goes to a random NJ shore town to have fun and do the news there live. If I went up to it and started doing something random like dance in front of the camera, I’ll probably see myself on YouTube (the station has its own YouTube channel) a few days later and I’ll realize that not only have I embarrassed my family, but also made a fool of myself on live television as well.
If they start doing pop-up ads on T.V. , the whole industry of T.V. would be ruined. - Turkeyasylum
Actually, nip tuck is a drama for adults. It's about surgery. I wonder how a kid would react if after watching Diego he sees surgery... - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
Nobody wants to see that
My mom caught me watching "Showgirls" once
Once at a party the grownups were watching T.V. and a scene with a sleeping couple came on. They were both nude, but covered by sheets. One of my little cousins asked me what the couple on the T.V. were doing.
Once I read a news article where kids were watching Lilo and Stitch when porn randomly airs on T.V..
I recently saw a Flex Glue commercial. The first thing that came to my mind was "YTP: Psycho Swift's Wet and Waterproof Worldwide Destruction" by cs188.
I saw my little cousins' elementary school on T.V. once