Top Ten Awkward Things That Could Happen While Watching TelevisionTurkeyasylum Television is a great thing... but let's hope none of these happen while you waste your day watching T.V..
NOTE: THIS LIST IS RATED R.
And don't go saying this list is inappropriate, it was meant to be this way.
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You know those annoying commercials, that take up about 2 minutes, and are basically a montage of animals in cages with sad music in the background, brought to you by the ASPCA? Imagine those alongside Viagra commercials. I still don't get how they got a GIRL to star in a Viagra commercial! - Turkeyasylum
Ikr GET YOUR OWN VIAGRA TO GIVE TO A POOR DYING ANIMAL, ONLY 19.99 :D FRICK OUR ADVERTISING - top10epic
Luckily, this won't happen in the states, as they have special adult channels for that stuff. But if that DID happen to a poor 7 year old, that channel would be getting a hefty lawsuit. - Turkeyasylum
If you don't have a sister, imagine it being an awkward stranger in your house. And if that happened to me, I'd wash my mouth out for hours. - Turkeyasylum
I'm just hoping that they're not used. But ladies, conserve your supply, because I'm guessing they're expensive. - PositronWildhawk
You mean Rock Lee and Naruto? No way. Just, no... - NeptuneWater
Yes, your favorite characters in the show had such a passion, and now they are about to get into bed. Slowly, their underwear comes-
CHANGE THE CHANNEL! - Turkeyasylum
Ah! Look away! We don't want to see those gross, plastic... things anymore! Get a top on! - Turkeyasylum
Well, I've seen it happen to a news reporter, but that's really as far as it's gone for me. - PositronWildhawk
Let me guess Quagmire, you've run out of desperate men and women to have sex with in Quahog? - Turkeyasylum
Meaning this: Often when 2 characters have sex in a show, it cuts to afterward. It would be so... weird if they didn't cut out the entire sex scene.
And the show would most likely be rated MA. - Turkeyasylum
Yes, brothers and sisters, I shot an ad recently. It was a poster for the local Iggy Azalea gig. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
Actually, nip tuck is a drama for adults. It's about surgery. I wonder how a kid would react if after watching Diego he sees surgery... - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
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2. After watching an episode of your favorite show, a documentary about orgasms comes on
3. Your sister throws used tampons at you, and one of them lands in your mouth