Top 10 Awkward Things to Do On a Date

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The Top Ten

1 Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"

A pretty weird child. A plush monkey? - cosmo

I laughed at this! This is funny. - nintendofan126

What a child you have... - JaysTop10List

2 Fart

The whole car or restaurant would stink. - JaysTop10List

3 Take off your shoe, slap it into your date's face and say "You should look even prettier than before"

Who on Earth would do such a wrong and inappropriate thing in public and to a person that you're trying to impress and (if love finds a way) MARRY someday? Your date would probably slap you back, give out a few snaps (man or woman) and storm out without 'splitting the check'. Terrible and awful incident. - davakoh

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4 Dance on the table

You'll look pretty stupid. - JaysTop10List

5 Take a walk in the park with only your underwear V 1 Comment
6 Take out your money, throw it in your date's face and say "I have more money than Barack Obama's daughters"

Yeah right... You wouldn't even have enough money...Unless you was rich. - JaysTop10List

7 Twerk upside down
8 Put a stink bomb in your date's house and say "Your house has been affected, now let's go to my house"

I guess that's good enough if you don't want to go to your date's house. - JaysTop10List

9 Kick a 12 year old and say "Haha, he fell for no reason"

That's the most stupidest thing to do" - JaysTop10List

10 Do The Matrix, but break your back

That'll be hilarious, to be honest. - JaysTop10List

The Contenders

11 Take it out V 1 Comment
12 Masturbate underneath the table
13 Pick your nose
14 Throw food at them
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1. Fart
2. Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"
3. Dance on the table
nintendofan126
1. Fart
2. Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"
3. Dance on the table
JaysTop10List
1. Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"
2. Take off your shoe, slap it into your date's face and say "You should look even prettier than before"
3. Take out your money, throw it in your date's face and say "I have more money than Barack Obama's daughters"
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