Tragic Stories: How The Internet Ruined My Life

Hi and I'm currently on the internet and if your reading by the time I finished writing this, its already too late.

I have been surfin the web for 24 hours and 7 days and I only have only a day supply of fizzy drinks left, my eyes have bags inside bags, I have bagsception see I'm now using overused memes and internet jokes more than ever now.

It's only a matter of time til this computer explodes of overheating, seriously this computer is a tanning bed, I am now sun burnt and I don't even know what the sun looks like, I'll google it up later when I done writing this.

Anyways what am I talking about again, oh I know uummmmm...... I lost freinds.. what, I don't even have friends. I think I have just wasted your time, sorry about that.

Moral of the story: Stay in school kids!


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