Tragic Stories: How The Internet Ruined My LifeHi and I'm currently on the internet and if your reading by the time I finished writing this, its already too late.
I have been surfin the web for 24 hours and 7 days and I only have only a day supply of fizzy drinks left, my eyes have bags inside bags, I have bagsception see I'm now using overused memes and internet jokes more than ever now.
It's only a matter of time til this computer explodes of overheating, seriously this computer is a tanning bed, I am now sun burnt and I don't even know what the sun looks like, I'll google it up later when I done writing this.
Anyways what am I talking about again, oh I know uummmmm...... I lost freinds.. what, I don't even have friends. I think I have just wasted your time, sorry about that.
Moral of the story: Stay in school kids!
Google try to do this to people. Philosophers argue, it's not the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk
My owners life in nutshell. - Pug
Who's your owner? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
How did you find the strength to write this post? - Songsta41
The secret shall not be revealed young one. - visitor