Top Ten Most Awkward Things That Little Kids Might Catch Santa Doing

The Top Ten Most Awkward Things That Little Kids Might Catch Santa Doing

1 Twerking at your tree

The next Miley Cyrus!

Well, he probably does it when he thinks nobody's watching. - PositronWildhawk

Santa is really Miley Cyrus in disguise! - RiverClanRocks

2 Urinating at your toilet

Or on the tree... - NightJinx

This would be creepy. - Minecraftcrazy530

3 Doing the Harlem Shake with your parents

That's so 2013

4 Do a few cartwheels, but falls on your tree at the 5th one
5 Stealing your stockings and using it as his underwear

How would that work... oh - NightJinx

I don't know who he'll do it. - JaysTop10List

6 Wearing your mother's high heels

He would trip and knock over the tree...oops.

That'd be hilarious! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Eating his cookies and watching TV

I think Santa would be watching a Christmas tree show

8 Beating your dog with a baseball bat

I'd murder Santa - RoseWeasley

9 Masturbating on your presents

I’d walk up to Santa and kick him in the private. No one touches MY presents. - NightJinx

10 Beating up your little sister

The Contenders

11 Having sex with your mom

Kisses, then in bed?

I hate the songs they make about that stuff. I would be like “MOTHER I EXPECT A CAR, THE NEWEST IPHONE, A PUPPY, AN XBOX ONE, A PLAYSTATION 4, AND A BUTTLOAD OF CASH or. I’m. Telling. Dad! ”
Mom: “Honey...”
“NOPE don't EVEN.”
Mom: “If you tell dad...”
Me: “And that’s divorce.” - NightJinx

12 Having food on your face
13 Having an anime party
14 Being your dad

Because he's not real

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