Top Ten Most Awkward Things That Little Kids Might Catch Santa Doing
The next Miley Cyrus!
Well, he probably does it when he thinks nobody's watching. - PositronWildhawk
Santa is really Miley Cyrus in disguise! - RiverClanRocks
Or on the tree... - NightJinx
This would be creepy. - Minecraftcrazy530
That's so 2013
How would that work... oh - NightJinx
I don't know who he'll do it. - JaysTop10List
He would trip and knock over the tree...oops.
That'd be hilarious! - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I think Santa would be watching a Christmas tree show
I'd murder Santa - RoseWeasley
I’d walk up to Santa and kick him in the private. No one touches MY presents. - NightJinx
Kisses, then in bed?
I hate the songs they make about that stuff. I would be like “MOTHER I EXPECT A CAR, THE NEWEST IPHONE, A PUPPY, AN XBOX ONE, A PLAYSTATION 4, AND A BUTTLOAD OF CASH or. I’m. Telling. Dad! ”
“NOPE don't EVEN.”
Mom: “If you tell dad...”
Me: “And that’s divorce.” - NightJinx
Because he's not real