Top Ten Awkward Things to Say Out Loud to Your Friends

The Top Ten
1 School, it's both a prison, an asylum, a documentary and a farm, all rolled into one
2 If anything, the next time someone posts about how offensive something is, I tell them a dark secret behind their ear.
3 This how drug dealers will work if sugar got banned - "Got some Coke?" "Got em' right here, taste all dem' sweet chemicals!"
4 Whiles everyone waits for Half Life 3, I'm trying to figure out what 1+2 is
5 If you think about it, Edge of Tomorrow and Groundhog Day have a very similar plot
6 Whiles EA Copy/Paste of all their games, Call of Duty gets the blame
7 Why do people say "It's Opposite Day" and not "It's not Opposite Day" It defeats its own purpose, doesn't it.
8 Imagine Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker on Jeremy Kyle Show

I'd rather see them on Would I Lie To You.

9 If at first you don't succeed, you get a good ol' spanking
10 I just had a blood test, apparently I have AIDS. No more nude leaks for me on Twitter I guess
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