Top Ten Awkward Times to Pick Up a Prostitute

The Top Ten

1 While You're With Your Wife and Kids
2 In a High Speed Chase
3 While Eating at a Restaurant
4 While Extorting Local Business Owners
5 While Streaking
6 While Gunning Down Drug Dealers in a Crack House
7 While Pleading Guilty to Aggravated Assault
8 While on Trial For Killing a Prostitute
9 After Stealing a Car
10 After Robbing a Gas Station and Shooting the Cashier With a Shotgun

The Contenders

11 In the Middle of a Gun Battle
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