Top Ten Back In My Day Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 Back in my day, tweeting was for the birds

Today Tweeting is for is now for people. - nintendofan126

And Snapchat should be for professional photographers

2 Back in my day, we didn't have cell phone we had 2 soup cans and a string

If it one thing the phone with 2 soup cans and a string has that the modern cell phone doesn't have
It's that you don't have to pay phone bills. - nintendofan126

3 Back in my day, yo mama was still fat

Leave is to elder people to tell you About history. ABOUT YO MAMA - nintendofan126

4 Back in my day, the rarest pokemon cards we're the holographics

Today the rarest Pokemon cards are. Level X cards. Level EX cards. And mega evolution Cards. And Prime Cards. - nintendofan126

5 Back in my day, the ford mustang was a horse and a carriage

I wonder how many miles that horse and Carriage got? - nintendofan126

Something you can't be proud of. Or is it? - Kiteretsunu

6 Back in my day, we played rockball not baseball

Next thanks giving. You should be thankful that we don't use rocks for baseball anymore. - nintendofan126

YES!

7 Back in my day, we stalked with binoculars not Facebook

I use both, I have to maximize efficiency - EliHbk

8 Back in my day, fat people were treated as royalty

Not anymore. Today fat people wish they were skinny like other people. - nintendofan126

9 Back in my day, we had to get up in order to change the channel on the television.

God bless you - EliHbk

10 Back in my day, we didn't have Dora the Explorer and thank god we didn't

I was still a kid but I was too old for Dora the Explorer. So do you want to return to the 20th Century when it didn't exist and Dora was just a female name. How about the Teletubbies? or maybe a better preschool show from the 90s Rosie & Jim (Not forgetting Duck and John who never noticed a thing) Sorry but Rosie & Jim will always be my fave preschool show.

I wish I could go back in time to live those days. - nintendofan126

Lol - ONHOLIDAY

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11 Back in my day, we didn't get Facebook timeline unexpectedly we got polio

The reason you didn't get Facebook back cause there was no Facebook - nintendofan126

12 Back in my day, people actually talked to each other

Heard this one from old people countless times.

13 Back in my day, we didn't have Donald Trump we had King Henry the III
14 Back in my day, songs were not about sex and drugs

There were always songs about sex and drugs. - 3DG20

15 Back in my day, 1 dollar could get me a gallon of milk, two loaves of bread and a carton of milk, but than they put cameras in the stores

Haha very funny and true

That's funny - EliHbk

16 Back in my day, cartoons use to be good

This is true. I used to watch cartoon network and now I don't. Reason Why is because The company got a new owner and now the new cartoons are more stupid and ridiculous.

17 Back in my day, a dime bag cost a dime

Back then we had more of a use for a Dime. - nintendofan126

18 Back in my day a hoe was a tool
19 Back in my day, we would beat up nerds without using the internet
20 Back in my day candy was so cheap when you bought it they would pay you
21 Back in my day, SpongeBob SquarePants was good

Wonder who made this? - EliHbk

22 Back in my day, we had smart presidents
23 Back in my day, we didn't have science we had logic.
24 Back in my day, we still all had bowl cuts!
25 Back in my day we used yellow snow to make snow cones, and that's when we got lemon flavor
26 Back in my day we didn’t have air so stop complaining
27 Back in my day, everybody loved Blind Mellow Jelly
28 Back in my day we used to hunt for witches
29 Back in my day, we had a social life out of the internet where everyone could talk to and not be rude about everything
30 Back in my day, cars' wheels weren't circles they were squares.
31 Back in my day, there were no fidget spinners.

Lol

32 Back in my day we didn't have those fancy text messages, we just had to scream as loud as we can and hope that someone would hear it
33 Back in my day our clothes were made of rags
34 Back in my day we didn't have paper tiles we had paper to write with and tiles to wipe with.
35 Back in my day, no one said Genwunners
36 Back in my day we didn't have butts we had cracks
37 Back in my day, we didn’t have YouTube, we had real jobs

Something Psycho Dad would’ve said to Jesse. - 3DG20

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1. Back in my day, we had to get up in order to change the channel on the television.
2. Back in my day, we stalked with binoculars not Facebook
3. Back in my day, tweeting was for the birds
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1. Back in my day, tweeting was for the birds
2. Back in my day, the rarest pokemon cards we're the holographics
3. Back in my day, yo mama was still fat
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1. Back in my day, tweeting was for the birds
2. Back in my day, the ford mustang was a horse and a carriage
3. Back in my day, we didn't have cell phone we had 2 soup cans and a string
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