Top Ten Back In My Day Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 Back in my day, tweeting was for the birds

Today Tweeting is for is now for people. - nintendofan126

2 Back in my day, yo mama was still fat

Leave is to elder people to tell you About history. ABOUT YO MAMA - nintendofan126

3 Back in my day, we didn't have cell phone we had 2 soup cans and a string

If it one thing the phone with 2 soup cans and a string has that the modern cell phone doesn't have
It's that you don't have to pay phone bills. - nintendofan126

4 Back in my day, the rarest pokemon cards we're the holographics

Today the rarest Pokemon cards are. Level X cards. Level EX cards. And mega evolution Cards. And Prime Cards. - nintendofan126

5 Back in my day, the ford mustang was a horse and a carriage

I wonder how many miles that horse and Carriage got? - nintendofan126

Something you can't be proud of. Or is it? - Kiteretsunu

6 Back in my day, we played rockball not baseball

Next thanks giving. You should be thankful that we don't use rocks for baseball anymore. - nintendofan126

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7 Back in my day, we didn't get Facebook timeline unexpectedly we got polio

The reason you didn't get Facebook back cause there was no Facebook - nintendofan126

8 Back in my day, fat people were treated as royalty

Not anymore. Today fat people wish they were skinny like other people. - nintendofan126

9 Back in my day, we didn't have Dora the Explorer and thank god we didn't

I wish I could go back in time to live those days. - nintendofan126

Lol - ONHOLIDAY

10 Back in my day, cartoons use to be good

This is true. I used to watch cartoon network and now I don't. Reason Why is because The company got a new owner and now the new cartoons are more stupid and ridiculous.

The Contenders

11 Back in my day, songs were not about sex and drugs
12 Back in my day, a dime bag cost a dime

Back then we had more of a use for a Dime. - nintendofan126

13 Back in my day, 1 dollar could get me a gallon of milk, two loaves of bread and a carton of milk, but than they put cameras in the stores

Haha very funny and true

That's funny - EliHbk

14 Back in my day, SpongeBob SquarePants was good

Wonder who made this? - EliHbk

15 Back in my day, people actually talked to each other
16 Back in my day, we stalked with binoculars not Facebook

I use both, I have to maximize efficiency - EliHbk

17 Back in my day, we didn't have Donald Trump we had King Henry the III
18 Back in my day a hoe was a tool
19 Back in my day, we would beat up nerds without using the internet
20 Back in my day candy was so cheap when you bought it they would pay you
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2. Back in my day, the ford mustang was a horse and a carriage
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