Top 10 Bad Things that Should Happen to Elmo

The Top Ten
1 He Gets Stomped on by a Transformer

Optimus Prime transforms and runs him over.

I can tell these visitors are bots.

2 Sesame Street Gets Cancelled
3 Gets Destroyed by the Power Rangers

How is cancelling Sesame Street worse than crushing it with a megazord?

4 He Gets Scratched on the Lips
5 Henry J. Waternoose from Monsters Inc. Banishes Him
6 He Has a Nightmare

They could make an episode of him having a nightmare.

7 He Gets Killed

for the love of God, this is a KIDS SHOW!

8 He Falls Off a Bridge
9 He Gets Smallpox
10 Someone Puts Tape on Elmo's Mouth
The Contenders
11 He Screams So Loud His Head Explodes
12 He Gets Told to Not Sing Elmo's World Any More
13 Thanos Disintegrates Him
14 Dimash Kudaibergen Sings to Him
15 Barney The Dinosaur Eats Him

Yes! I'll make a list saying "Reasons Why Barney Is Better Than Elmo"

16 He explodes
17 He Goes to Prison
18 Gets Smothered by Ribrianne
19 Kermit the Frog Goes Back in Time and Aborts Elmo So He Doesn't Exist

Top 10 anime battles

20 Chuck Norris beats him up
21 His Laugh Box Gets Destroyed
22 He Gets Fired and Replaced by Justin Bieber
23 All the Other Muppets Kill Him

The Muppets involve Abby Cadabby, Big Bird, Grover, Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, Count von Count, Julia, Rosita, Zoe, Telly, Baby Bear, Prairie Dawn, Snuffy, Oscar the Grouch, Rudy, Gonger, Grundgetta, Roxie Marie, Betty Lou, Roosevelt Franklin, Farley, Herry Monster, Biff, Sully, Mr. Johnson, The Amazing Mumford, Guy Smiley, Sherlock Hemlock, Don Music, The Honkers, Slimey, Forgetful Jones, Clementine, Murray Monster, Ovejita, Roosevelt Franklin's mother, Rodeo Rosie, Louie (Elmo's dad), Elmo's mom, Narf, Phoebe, Googel, Mel, Lulu, Ruby Monster, Merry Monster, and all the Muppets characters: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Skeeter, Bean Bunny, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Janice, and Zoot as well. What do you think?

24 Rose from Rabid (1977) Stabs and Drains Elmo with Her Armpit Orifice
25 Gets Taken by SpongeBob and Patrick
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