Top Ten Bad Things That Should Happen to Jake Paul

The Top Ten
1 He loses all of his subscribers

Petty list. After watching Shane Dawson's docu-drama series on Jake Paul, I don't despise the guy that much anymore.

2 Michael Myers comes to his house and kills him

Why are these lists still a thing?

And his brother too.

3 He gets banned from YouTube
4 Goku uses Kamehameha on him

I dislike Jake Paul but Goku ain't real. So no. Stop hoping for this because it won't happen.

5 He catches the flu
6 Light Yagami writes his name on the Death Note
7 Chester Bennington comes back from the dead and haunts him
8 He gets decapitated
9 He falls down a cliff and dies
10 He drowns

I don't like the Paul brothers but seriously. Wishing death on them won't help you, anyone or anything. It will just make you look like a emo edgy kid just trying too hard to make edgy jokes.

The Contenders
11 Justin Bieber Swallows Him Whole
12 Sean Paul gets him fired
13 He listens to Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
14 His songs becoming the most disliked YouTube videos

In my opinion his own version of 12 days of Chrismas, The Jake Paulers Song and Randy Savage deserves more dislikes than Baby.

15 Everyone hates him
16 He gets hit by a freight train
17 He gets killed
18 Madeline Calls him Mean, Nasty, and Horrible
19 The Muppets brutally beat and kill him

This involves Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Big Bird, Grover, Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, Count von Count, Julia, Rosita, Zoe, Telly, Baby Bear, Prairie Dawn, Snuffy, Oscar the Grouch, Rudy, Gonger, Grundgetta, Roxie Marie, Betty Lou, Roosevelt Franklin, Farley, Herry Monster, Biff, Sully, Mr. Johnson, The Amazing Mumford, Guy Smiley, Sherlock Hemlock, Don Music, The Honkers, Slimey, Forgetful Jones, Clementine, Murray Monster, Ovejita, Roosevelt Franklin's mother, Rodeo Rosie, Louie (Elmo's dad), Elmo's mom, Narf, Phoebe, Googel, Mel, Lulu, Ruby Monster, Merry Monster, and all the Muppets characters: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Skeeter, Bean Bunny, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Janice, and Zoot as well

20 Thanos disintegrates him
21 Get cooked by the sun
22 He dies
23 A cat rips his balls off
24 Slender man kidnaps him, goes to Jeff the Killer's house, and Jeff shoots him and rips his body apart
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