Most Badass Jobs

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The Top Ten

1 Marine or other Military related jobs

Fighter pilot MOST BADASS PERIOD

Being a Marine is the most badass job in the world. You are all over the world either destroying cities and killing bad guys or giving humanitarian aid.

Air Force fighter pilot or pararescue would be the best job to me the

No navy seal is the most badass job as well as any other special force unit

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2 Firefighter

Only position you can break into somebody else's house without a search warrant! Firefighters break all sorts of things, crawl through an unknown environment seeing almost nothing and feeling heat, cut up cars, and do all kinds of other things that many people think aren't possible! We're the people everyone else looks to (yes, even other jobs on this list) when they get themselves in trouble even those "badass" fighter jet pilots crash their planes every once in a while and who's there to take care of it? Firefighters!

Firefighter is a kick ass job

They literally do everything. Take people from burning buildings, rescue people, provide medical care to those dying, cut open cars, help those who are in car accidents, and get PAYED good money to do it?

You basically get payed to help people from dying in a fire. Or you know, getting a cat down from a tree... but either way... it's bad ass!

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3 Astronaut

Undoubtedly, Astronaut is the most badass job ever. You need to be very competent, otherwise you will be useless in space. There is no place more hazardous, than space. If you screw up, nobody will be able to save you.

Is there anything more badass than going off of the planet in something that shoots you faster than a bullet? Nope.

I can't stand those little kids whose dream jobs is astronaut nowadays. You don't get paid that much, is a very dangerous job, and is very very boring. If you are one of those kids think 4 times again if you really want to become one. - MChkflaguard_Yt

Rockets will rock it!

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4 Police Officer

Bust criminals! Save lives!

If you don't like cops you are probably a criminal

If you are a cop you are allowed to kill some people in peacetime. Also there is a chance of rioters and mafias attacking you.

Boring who ever likes it

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5 Spy

You Get to sneak around and go James Bond On People. Cool Gadgets and Bad-Ass Cars

How can some one get train to be a spy

Well being a spy requires a lot of skills and experience and it's not easy to be one - byhenry

Think About The James Bond Movies!
They Were So Cool And BADASS!

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6 Ice Cream Truck Driver

Cruising around and delivering smiles to children's faces is what REAL men do!

Just remember, never trust a gray ice cream truck. - Catception

Cruising down the streets with my I.C truck delivering ice creams, smiling at kids. Went to the park to get them scoop... what I'm I doing lol

I can almost feel the badass radiating off of the ice cream truck every time get ice cream

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7 Lawyer

Thought they were illegal in the USA back in the day

The defense rests.

Be that ace attorney!

Aspiring to be one one day
Gonna be that verbal skills god

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8 Rock Star

So totally, you dress like whatever you want and still sing your heart out. travel the wourld, and lots of other things!

I like and want this job so bad

9 Butcher

Experts in matters of impalement

If you've ever met an old school butcher? Guanteed to whoop anyone on the list. So much that everyone would be sure to keep their distance. Also, they come with the real 1000 yard stare.

10 Judge

The Contenders

11 Animator

Would love to do this

12 Guitarist

Playing them facemelters likes its nothing - Rocky5

13 Pizza Maker

You don't understand this one. its badass

Haha no one gets it. It's true!

Best job in the world

14 Cowboy

If you can brand cattle, repair fences, and then wake up in the middle of the night again to help a sheep give birth, than you're a tough man.

Won the west! Might be time to play Cowboys and black lives matter soon

15 Weapons Tester

Weapon tester best damn job ever if there's any other job cooler than this it would be astronaut but who wouldn't want this badass job shooting guns and getting paid to do so

Get to shoot guns all day. What more do you want from life?

My dream job for sure

16 Criminal Profiler

Definitely the most badass of them all - to be able to put yourself in the mind of a criminal and not become one? That take some serious skill, not to mention a huge time commitment (and a badge and gun to top it off).

17 Martial Artist

UFC guys kick ass. I did the training and it was legit.

18 Movie Director

The best job in the world - Batman747

19 Lumberjack

Being a lumberjack comes with man responsibilities such as having a beard and drink any non lumberjack under the table and have crazy hot females because your such a man as you can tell the lumberjack is not your average man we base our selves off the great Chuck Norris the definition of man

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I work all day!

aw yeah man representing COUNTRY

Me - Warhawk2187

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20 Doctor

They make quick deductions to save people’s lives

21 Heavy Metal Drummer
22 Teacher

Yeah right

23 Football Player

It's a game, and they wear tights lol! Seriously

It's a sports, those guys work their asses of, but at the end of the day, they're not baddasses

Yes FOOTY

What's badass about playing a god damn sport as a career? You think a badass spends his youth destroying his body for a stupid game? Don't get me wrong. It sure is fun watching them guys slam into each other. But these guys play a game, go home to a nice house, f*ck their wife, and then go and play a game again. You see down there? Way down there at 17? "Commercial fisherman". These guys spend hours in the blistering sea, with infinitely more chances to die, and they don't get shoulder pads. You ever seen a tuna fishermen? They dive in the water and wrestle sharks out of their nets; with their bear hands, and in jaws' home turf. They get to rest of the day for 5 hours in a tide-rocked ship, and get a salary that probably ain't worth the effort. And why do they do it? Because they might as well. THAT'S a badass, gentlemen. Not the overpaid tool with a number.

24 Pornstar

sick

Gay porn? Lol

25 Mining or Oil Driller

Roughnecks earn the title! Swinging sledgehammers, throwing hundred pound tongs, covered in mud head to toe to drill a hole miles into the ground.

Many people die in the mines.

Guys who Drill wells are brutal! Oil leads the world.
I think that's the best job ever.

Ever try that without power?... No... Your welcome - journeyman lineman

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26 Ironworker

One step from death what's more badass then that

Fearless wield men that have the balls to go up and bild this country's skyline

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27 WWE Professional Wrestler

YOU will be famous while kicking ass and get paid loads a year!

It fake

28 Government Assassin

A government assassin? Badass times 3

Oh my gosh I want this job, I want it bad.

You're a ghost! In. Out. You don't exist 10/10

I want this job!

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29 Blacksmith
30 Construction/ Deconstruction
31 Shaman
32 Prostitute

hell yeah

33 Welder

We melt metal man

34 Power Lineman

Like being a cop and getting shot in the vest EVERY day, one inch off and your dead. Fireman call us to make it safe so they can work. We work 24 hours a day literally with 8 off then do it again as long as it takes for months at a time, during hurricanes, snow storms, heat waves, from Compton to upstate New York. We are away from our wife, kids, home, friends. We work around asbestos covered wire, cancer causing emf and banned wood treatments, we have one of the shortest life expectancies in the modern world and we all have friends who died on the job, you think you have a hard job... I just got a call out gotta go

Like a cop that takes a bullet in the vest everyday on the job, one inch off and your dead. EVERY day. fireman call us to make it safe so they can go to work. We work 24 hrs literally a day with 8 off then do it again as long as it takes to get the job done for months if needed after hurricanes, snow storms, rain storms, heat waves, high winds, in Compton or upstate New York, away from our family our kids and our homes around asbestos covered wire and all that emf and banned wood treatment that causes cancer, you think you have a bad ass job... I just got a call out gotta go

99% of other jobs wouldn't even be possible without power

Every one has power right?

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35 Physical Therapist

I want to work there...
I like to calm end help persons! I'm good at this!
A m I weird?

36 Commercial Fisherman

I've been a commercial salmon fisherman for two years now, awesome job. Pay, not so great.

37 FBI Special Agent

These agents are the coolest people ever! With a variety of job placements available. They kick butt.

These guys protect us from terrorists

38 Hitman

Tried it twice my first client didn't pay

39 Fighter Pilot
40 Counterintelligence Agent

Fighting against national threats with the FBI/CIA on a regular basis? That's pretty badass bruh.

41 Stuntman
42 Surgeon

A true savior, the lifes of many lie in his hands and saving lifes is cool.

43 Bush Pilot

Two words say it all.

44 Rapper

Look at Eminem! Way cooler then other jobs

45 Stripper
46 Hacker
47 Critic
48 Bearded Lady at a Freak Show
49 YouTuber
50 Hazardous Materials Disposal
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