Top Ten Barney Stinson Quotes

Barney Stinson is a living Legend by know. Why? Because of his funny, awesome and memorable Quotes! There are just too many to put in the Top 10...
(Barney Stinson played by Neil Patrick Harris in "How I Met Your Mother")

The Top Ten

1 It's gonna be...wait for it...legendary!

Season 1, episode 3:"It's going to be legen... Wait for it... And I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is... The (i) ry"... I love Barney Stinson!

In fact, the right sentence is "It's gonna be legen... Wait for it... Dary! Legendary! " From a french fan.

2 When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story. - I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.

NICE! AWESOME! I'M LIKE THAT ALSO, SOMETIMES! CAUSE WHEN I GET BORED, I STOP BEING BORED, AND BE LEGENDARY INSTEAD. TRUE STORY!

Legendary may be the signature quote, but I had to get some of it out made me die - HeavyDonkeyKong

3 Suit up!
4 High-five! Phone-five! Tiny five! Self five! Hypothetical five!
5 Haaaaave you met Ted? ...Robin? ...me?

The perfect wingmann! Love him... amazing delivery and style.. who can say no to th

6 I would love to see you again but unfortunately I cannot. You see, I am a ghost.
7 Our friend Robin used to do porn....wait for it....ography!
8 Do you like... magic?
9 Who would ever be called Swarley? Oh please don't start calling me Swarley.
10 You spooned me against my will!

The Contenders

11 And thus ended this chapter of, "Let's pour our hearts out in the bedroom of Barney's one-night stand."
12 Only if you rub hard enough!
13 Hey, loser, how's not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome!
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