Best Bart Simpson Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Don't have a cow, man.
2 And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters, and that our success had led to some crazy propaganda network called "Fox News".
3 I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.
4 Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
5 I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
6 Eat my shorts

I'd gladly eat his shorts if you know what I mean

God man! He's ten

7 There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
8 Dad, remember how you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised I'd hurt myself? Well, you were wrong. I hurt someone else.
9 Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
10 What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
The Contenders
11 Utah? Home of America's most powerful weirdoes!
12 Bye Bye Toothbrush
13 Time really flies when you're reading - The Bible? EW!!
14 Eye Carumba!
15 Whoa! Mama!
16 Cool! She’ll Be A Freak!
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