Best Beavis and Butthead Quotes

The Top Ten

1 I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole - Beavis/Cornholio

2 Did You Know When You Eat Rump Roast Your Eating A Cow's Butt? - Butthead

3 Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis! - Butthead

4 This is going to be cool. - Butthead

5 This Sucks More Than Anything That Has Sucked Before. -Butthead

6 We're gonna be rich. - Butthead

7 FIRE! - Beavis

8 Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing! - Beavis

9 Cool. - Beavis & Butthead

10 Uh, Head. My first name is Butt - Butthead

The Contenders

11 Hey Butthead, if they X-rayed your wiener, would they see a bone? - Beavis

12 This Sucks - Beavis & Butthead

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