Top 10 Best Bender Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Bite my shiny metal a**
2 Bite my glorious golden a**
3 What's this fat ugly thing? A frog a toad or yo mama
4 Ohh ahh ohh nice ahh Interesting.
5 This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
6 Lick my frozen metal a**
7 Oh crap...
8 Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. Hey, other universe bite my shiny metal a**

Bender touched the anomaly and gets blast away.

9 I'm 40% dolomite!
10 You mean, breakfast club sandwich?
The Contenders
11 Pay dirt! I've got the clover! Plus, his wedding ring. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. Hey, Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a little?
12 Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.
13 Maybe you can interface with my a**. By biting it!
14 The modern world can bite my splintery wooden a**
15 So that's how it is, huh? I thought you were my friend. But if you love your dog so much, maybe you'd rather play fetch!
16 And that is why they call me: "Bender the Magnificent!" Hey, where'd everybody go!
17 If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!
18 What's with all the crap?
19 Oh no room for Bender huh? Fine, I'll build my own Lunar Lander with Blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the Blackjack and the hookers, ah just screw the whole thing.
20 Hey Fry I'm Steering with My A**
21 Well, we're boned.
22 Kill all humans!
23 Shut up baby, I know it.
24 Well, bite my shiny metal... Oh no!
25 Bite my colossal metal a**
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